The first recorded use of “goodbye” as a single word (rather than the whole phrase “God be with ye”) is also the first recorded use of the word “howdy.”
In 1962, Maryland was the first state to adopt an official sport. And then 46 years later, in 2008, they were the first state to name an official exercise.
The Maryland state sport is jousting. And if you want to participate in the state exercise...go on a walk.
The earliest usage of the phrase “shit happens” recorded in Google books is from 1815. Surprising, right?
Well it turns out to be an algorithmic misreading of a handwritten “what happens.”
Ah well, shit happens.
Did you know the word “nuts” used to be genuinely rude? Lewd even. ✨Obscene✨.
I’ll show you, and then there’s a funny twist at the end. It made me laugh anyway. (1/…)
We're not in the business of giving advice, but...always get the bigger pizza. It's way cheaper per square inch.
...unless you don't like leftovers, in which case, this isn't going to work out.
Hey! 👋 @AbrahamPiper here. I just got a hold of this account and we're gonna see if it can't become interesting again instead of…you know…deceased. 😵
So...an important fact about pizza below.
Why do some people say “aks” instead of “ask”?
It’s not “just their accent” and it sure as hell isn’t a mispronunciation.
There’s a linguistic reason and a cultural reason. Let’s quickly look at both: