Coochy Connoisseur

A faithful black man busting nuts since like 2001.

[Coochy Connoisseur @know_Klew]

"Y'all really be out here eating ass?????"

My Wife:

[Coochy Connoisseur @know_Klew]

Spurs right now

[Kehlani @Kehlani]

Folded music video out now!
https://t.co/pnt2flFTaM

[Coochy Connoisseur @know_Klew]

Spurs need a better backup for Wemby

[Coochy Connoisseur @know_Klew]

Conference finals going crazy

[Coochy Connoisseur @know_Klew]

🗣#DUMMIES‼️

[BIG DADDY @Hearts0faKing]

Remember yall was like. “I’m not voting. I don’t like neither candidate. It’s not like it’s going to make a difference anyway!”

Now look at you. Can’t afford food, gas, or plane tickets.

[T @igwt097]

Fultz & Simmons over Tatum & Brown
Failed to get value for Jahlil Okafor
Traded Shamet for Tobias
Let Butler walk for Tobias
Signed Tobias for 5yrs/180mil
Brought in Al Horford to start alongside Ben/Embiid
Traded Mikal Bridges for Zhaire Smith
Lost 2nd round pick for tampering to get PJ Tucker and Danuel House
Wasted Harden days with a 40 yr old PJ Tucker and Tobias Harris
Cut Isaiah Joe for 40 yr old Dedmon
Traded McCain for a 22nd pick
Cut Champagnie so McClung can participate in slam dunk contest

I feel like I only covered 10%

[Coochy Connoisseur @know_Klew]

Sixers might as well give the bench some reps

[Coochy Connoisseur @know_Klew]

@isaiahrmartin I couldn't imagine debating a man that is proud of his Mama's struggle 🤦🏿‍♂️

[Coochy Connoisseur @know_Klew]

@HaterReport With Tatum watching from the bench like:

[Coochy Connoisseur @know_Klew]

@nosoup4knowles @TheCarmineOne At 20 years you don't really know shit about the world (or finances.... especially if you come from poverty!) you just feel like you're doing what you're supposed to by attending college not realizing the impact loans have on your future.

[Joel Embiid @JoelEmbiid]

That tough guy act ain’t cutting it .... you know what you are.. you know what you’ve always been>>> A PUSSY (SAY IT LOUDER FOR PEOPLE IN THE BACK) Been kicking your ass and pretty please make the playoffs before you talk. It’s a known thing that I OWN YOU. @KarlTowns

[Erin Grugan @eringrugan]

This might be the best sequence of Sixers basketball I've seen in recent memory. Euphoric.

Whatever you're doing, stop for a minute to watch this. Trust me. 🔥👇

[Coochy Connoisseur @know_Klew]

Celtics bench fuckin spanking our starters

[Coochy Connoisseur @know_Klew]

@JimJustice_WV @SenFettermanPA @SenCapito @SenatorBennet Why are people so jealous of the poor???? If you think they're living such a great & "free" life, why don't you trade places? Everybody has the opportunity to be poor right? "Them getting a rotisserie chicken is gonna impact my life so negatively!" 🤣

[Coochy Connoisseur @know_Klew]

Jadakiss, Nore & Tory had bald heads in their 20s then just randomly popped out with full heads of hair LOL

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

ZOHRAN MAMDANI: "It is sad that for too many Americans when they want to look for ambition in the Democratic Party, they have to turn to a history book."

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The problem with trying to convince Trump supporters that he’s fucking stupid is that they’re fucking stupid too

[Coochy Connoisseur @know_Klew]

Stay on your fuckin feet & put a hand up! Make Brown go left! Box out! Sixers out here sixerring.....

[Coochy Connoisseur @know_Klew]

Nick Nurse is fuckin terrible....

[Coochy Connoisseur @know_Klew]

Refs in NY trash

[Coochy Connoisseur @know_Klew]

‼️‼️‼️🤣 socked tf out that nigga

[𝑵𝒊𝒎𝒃𝒍𝒆 💫 @NegativeNimble]

Never in all my days have I seen a motherfucker wind up his PUMCH so hard it literally starts to pull you in. https://t.co/UlrB84U5IF