James Martino

He/Him. Sometimes I wonder if a single good thing exists on earth. Then I have a 15 minute nap

[James Martino @Knowings]

My mother speaks to Alexa in full sentences including please and thank you and it is the purest thing ever

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

I still think about the guy who pointed out that "the underlying purpose of Al is to allow wealth to access skill while removing from the skilled the ability to access wealth." Rarely have I seen Al described so succinctly.

[Lost Internet @LostMemeArchive]

Somebody Toucha My Spaghet (1939)

[CombatPigeon96 🚀 @CombatPigeon96]

Capitalism in theory: companies innovate to have the best product
Capitalism in practice:

[Cloudy 🌥️ (real angel) @oncloud_e]

i believe the fact that our entire endeavor as a species is not currently to provide the highest quality of life for ourselves and all beings we share a planet with, despite our capacity for doing so, will go down in history as one of the greatest failures of the cosmos

[Skate Coach 𓅄 @Sk8Couch]

People on here will ask “Is it too late to start over at 28?” and everyone will reply “Yikes. Hate to break it to you gramps but it was over for you 10 years ago.” Meanwhile my 63 year old neighbor is taking the bar exam because he has a list of pharma companies he plans to sue

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

The inside of my brain when someone starts explaining rules of a card game

[roo @coaster_coyote]

finished Avatar Aang. i loved it all. sorry cant hear any other opinions due to the magnitude of my joy

[river of 'deceit' by this heat @revivedrealized]

End of Evangelion and Fire Walk With Me both see their directors, who are already disappointed with audience or studio executive perversion, create a second finale which punishes the shallow, reductionist, sexually-distracted viewer and rewards those who engaged emotionally.

[Josiah Hawthorne @JosiahHawthorne]

Right now it feels like 90% of Twitter is just people acting out this meme.

[kewlshrek @kewlshrek]

Subway takes has reached the point that the participants are people who don’t take the subway and that is a perfect example of how everything in this country works

[Ben Stevens @BenScottStevens]

I have never heard a LOUDER crowd pop after a referee announcement in my life than THIS one in Seattle after Alex Freeman’s goal.

[Reluu @RelusionH]

advice so good artists should apply that to drawings tbh

[エヴァンゲリオン @evangelionHQ]

The employee who wrote this description understood the assignment

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Capitalism is so good that it has only existed for 0.00000011% of the Earth's life, yet in that time it has helped push the planet toward a mass extinction event.

[Jacobin @jacobin]

Mayor Zohran Mamdani mocks Ronald Reagan’s infamous quote.

“I can think of nine words more terrifying than ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help…’”

“I worked all day and can’t feed my family.”

[swagmoder 🏳️‍⚧️ @swagmoding]

mamdani is the democrats’ worst nightmare because he’s living proof that they just aren’t doing their jobs