Parker Knowles

I'm here, queer, and have nothing to fear.

[Steven Dehler @StevenDehler]

For all those ignoramus’ out there with their fuckin ALl LiVeS MaTtEr replies.

[Parker Knowles @knowles_it_all]

When your family starts posting anti-quarantine rhetoric 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ #COVIDIOTS

[Parker Knowles @knowles_it_all]

@ACNHCentral @boogie_momma @PitoPoquito

[brittany @brittmerl]

saw this on tik tok had to share it here

[Parker Knowles @knowles_it_all]

Adult things: bonding with the Living Spaces delivery guys because we were all working instead of partying on Halloween

[Poiye @KennedyHollows]

Unsolicited advice:

Never do anything in life to where you are ashamed to talk about it later.

[Parker Knowles @knowles_it_all]

Society: Millennials are so lazy and entitled. My Millennial coworker: I need to pay rent so yes I’m vomiting but please don’t send me home #Millennials

[Ethan Spibey @EthanLDN]

Dear brands,

Being LGBTQ can actually be pretty shit. It's not rainbows, unicorns and 1 day of glitter a year. It means being bullied, attacked in public and mental health challenges

Don't take our flag if you won't be a champion for the real issues, not just the fun branding

[❤️‍🔥 NICK FLOCKA FLAME ❤️‍🔥 @nickwaka24]

.@IGGYAZALEA pauses her set to list statistics about trans women!! A FUCKING ALLY

[ringo @alexringle]

little do you know your gay money just went to conversion therapy centers across the US

[Parker Knowles @knowles_it_all]

Each year, humans kill more than 100 million sharks worldwide. Join me and pledge to protect sharks https://t.co/FAZ6O28bPk #SHARKATTACK

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

Religious climate deniers laughing at the extreme cold weather: you are the people who laughed at Noah for building an arc

[Steven Dehler @StevenDehler]

Waiting by the mailbox for KH3 like

[Parker Knowles @knowles_it_all]

@dylanboudreaux Right here 😜

[Parker Knowles @knowles_it_all]

When you get promoted just to use that money for Xmas shopping 🤦‍♂️

[Parker Knowles @knowles_it_all]

When you talk about training for your promotion before your boss officially tells you that you got it 🤦‍♂️

[Wilma L Smith @WilmaLSmith1]

If any of the victims from the Paradise fire go into any Goodwill in the state and show ID and proof that they fled from their home the manager at ANY Goodwill will give you blankets, clothes, toiletries and anything you need. Even things for your pets. Please re-post.

[Chelsea Clinton @ChelseaClinton]

Today is the 312th day of the year.

[ℳ. 🪽 @odysscey]

you’ve gotta start romanticizing your life. you gotta start believing that your morning commute is cute and fun, that every cup of coffee is the best you’ve ever had, that even the smallest and most mundane things are exciting and new. because that’s when you start truly living.

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

Daughter: What does gays mean?
Me: Well you know mum and dad love each other - two men can love each other the same way
Her: So what's 'penetrating gays'?
Me: Er... read me the whole sentence
Her: "She stared at him with a penetrating gaze"
Me: Oh