Bananas Foster Child

The Prince of Whales, very legal and very cool

[Jennifer Bendery @jbendery]

Is Trump watching his impeachment hearings?

White House press sec, via pool: "He's in the Oval in meetings. Not watching. He's working."

Trump's Twitter feed:

[TattedEducator @yafavoriteaunty]

My coworker is about to retire this year and has 250 PTO days... district is only going to pay her 30% of those, the rest are lost. And she cant donate them.

Moral of the story: fuck em, use your sick days

[Immortal Technique @ImmortalTech]

Just in case you have any illusions about the morally bankrupt people that you’re dealing with...

[Spiro’s Ghost @AntiToxicPeople]

Scientific fact: A dog gets far more factual, useful information from sniffing another dog’s rear end than a human does from watching Fox News shows at night.

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

First public impeachment hearing begins. First thing I'm going to do is watch, listen, and think. Then going to file later in this space.

[Caroline Orr Bueno, Ph.D @RVAwonk]

OH MY GOD IT’S REALLY HAPPENING

[The Hummingbird 🐦 @SaysHummingbird]

Here are 12 ways Trump, the supposed "commander-in-chief", has demeaned veterans and service members.

Share this on veterans day so every human being knows how disgraceful @realDonaldTrump truly is...

[Scott Dworkin @funder]

Let’s make this new ad on Trump’s bribery plot viral #ImpeachmentHearings

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

Let’s make this new Impeachment Task Force ad on Trump’s bribery plot go viral! Ready, set... GO!!! ✊#ImpeachmentHearings

[Bananas Foster Child @knozark]

@Bel_Biv_Devos "While you were out 👉"

[Bananas Foster Child @knozark]

@CatzCatems He has since met a woman to experience life with. I've yet to meet her, but I'm very proud of him and happy for them both. Best wishes and Be well

[Bananas Foster Child @knozark]

@CatzCatems My ma passed a few years back. My folks were married for 30 years. He nursed her through brain cancer and home hospice. Months later, in his early 70s, he started dance lessons, nothing too involved. It did wonders for his mood and social life. Hobbies, volunteer, etc. Be active

[Christopher Mathias @letsgomathias]

I swear to God if everyone doesn't make this the biggest news story today... You're just gonna let this guy stay in the White House aren't you https://t.co/bfEqvHmtfE

[Lisa Rowe 🏳️‍🌈💖💜💙 @txvoodoo]

I'm gonna rewrite the headline:

Dr. Maya Rockeymoore Cummings, chair of the Maryland Democratic Party and widow of Elijah Cummings, announces run for his House seat.

[Cope Aesthetic @yrtrashhh]

Anyone else see a pattern?

-chuds beat someone up
-claim self defense
-aren’t arrested
-Andy Ngo publishes a video that leaves out the start of the fight
-Andy doxxes the victim
-antifascists prove that the chuds actually started the fight
-officials do nothing

🔁 repeat