Kristina

Short, sweet, and silently sassy

[Jordan Arthur Thomson @jthomsonPHIL]

I wonder if the inventor of paper straws ever considered that they would be in prolonged contact with liquid.

[Tia Mowry @TiaMowry]

Hold your loved ones a little closer today and everyday 🖤

[Kristina @knpc87]

Life lesson: ALWAYS Bring A Pen!

[reggie mills @MillsReggie]

you deserve a healthy love. remember that.

[Laura Maria Motta @guttersniper]

Was at a bar alone yesterday when the bartender said, “Hey, check out this text from my sister!” He showed me his phone and it said, “Do not, under any circumstances, get into a conversation with the guy sitting on your right.” Men, if you are in a position to do this, DO THIS.

[DOM @domjohn55]

Instead of the buchi buchi, can I just get the one buchi because I’m not that hungry??

[DOM @domjohn55]

There’s something pretty disgusting about people moving here and proceeding to criticize how we live.

[Chamorro Tweets @ChamorroTweets]

I deadass believe that when it comes to empanada, texture > taste. Because I don't care how delicious an empanada is, if it isn't crunchy it sucks.

[Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings]

Stay strong everyone - just because Ben and JLo are back together does not mean you should text your ex

[Emily Murnane @emily_murnane]

OBSESSED w watching a show that was a cultural phenomenon 6 months after everyone else had moved on and desperately wanting to tweet about it but no one cares!!!

[DOM @domjohn55]

Dad: They don’t take walk-ins
Me: That’s messed up. What about Joaquin Cruz?
Joaquin Taitano?
JOAQUIN PANGELINAN?

[DOM @domjohn55]

God gave you a big ass forehead so you have more surface area for kisses

[New Album out Now! @DeJLoaf]

Lord protect my family.

[Kristina @knpc87]

@domjohn55 I tried the stay at home auntie thing...not worth the hype 🤣

[DOM @domjohn55]

calamansi?
more like can a man see your worth?

because I can

[m 🍳 @merdersbff]

if rewatching grey's anatomy is a job, i'd be rich rich

[HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon]

Gia and rue… listen baby

[s ♡ readings open @UNIV3RSECHILD]

message for air signs

[JayJay ᥫ᭡ @Jameca2011]

When you bite your tongue from chewing so hard