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When life gives you Allysons, make booty juice.

[Miata Farrow💖🌊 💙 @MiataFarrow]

Your father just had 500 wild horses slaughtered last month after chasing them down with helicopters in a horrible act of animal cruelty. Read the room you dumb ass.

[✰ @juicenotthekid_]

they do not give a fuck omg

[🏴‍☠️ Geraldo 🏴‍☠️ @LowendAssJerry]

Why he ain’t put no fish tank inna center console like he did everybody else

[Chris @citehchris]

they always manage to find a picture of him looking like the food thats been recalled

[Bronxology 🔮 @MindBodyBronx]

So yall never heard Lala land before!??

[SHAKEZ @shakezbequiet]

knees ain’t got no cartilage

[mason @onehandpolitics]

100 watergates a week under this admin

[mason @onehandpolitics]

This is the problem with socialism

This was the perfect space for a data center or parking structure!

[Kirby @BannedKirby]

i believe her

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

Himself

[‎ً @cyberfeeels]

me putting away my $200 in groceries

[melly @sooyaver]

women are so inspiring across every species

[SONO 📸 @SonoVisuals]

Rest up, you have done enough @NYCMayor

[Folly👄 @wtffolly_]

LMAOOOOO

[𝐌𑁤 @ticnt_]

Hasta en sus fantasías son perdedores

[Punky ⚡ @PunkyRevice]

Tô chorando cara isso é muito lindo ele conquistou ela com movimentos incríveis igual os pássaros fazem na natureza

[Dr. Dave Genyáhdë:h 🏳️‍🌈🪶 @DaveAshelman]

I did a whole research project on this in grad school. Companies reap over $300 BILLION a year in free labor from customers using self-checkouts. If they’re not going to pay customers, they can shave some price.

[guyfelicella🇨🇦🍁 @guyfelicella]

Damn socialists...

This is exactly how it starts.
First it's groceries 30% cheaper. Then affordable housing. Then cheaper transit. Then accessible education.
Before you know it, people won't be struggling enough.

[Black American Princess ✨ @lakynhudson]

Getting dumped and leaving on a speedboat like it’s total drama island