Claude Monet

my personality is 85% Ohio state football

[Claude Monet @kns1192]

@elonmusk Your cars make me nauseous and sick every time i enter them so i havent tried to purchase!!! Remove them from the roads!!!

[Claude Monet @kns1192]

@tomcolicchio Cesar was sooo good at this challenge. He deserved to be celebrated more. We’ve learned about Tristen at this point. But im bummed :/

[Claude Monet @kns1192]

@tomcolicchio i love you! It’s sooo rare you do wrong. And you won’t ever!! But damn what a bummer to not celebrate Cesar and Tristen more authentically.

[Claude Monet @kns1192]

@TheLantern Gordon Gee would NEVER

[Claude Monet @kns1192]

@hay_bo_ Started blocking all of them

[Claude Monet @kns1192]

@hay_bo_ I’ll help

[Claude Monet @kns1192]

@bakumshakum @tomcolicchio He’s not editing the cut. He’s tasting the food. He’s being transparent where he can. He agrees with the audience that the edit wasn’t correct.

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

i could’ve written hey jude, but the beatles could not have written the email i just sent

[Bastien Fachan @BastienFachan]

This Penn ad from 1988 had no business going so hard

[betty @sluttyesque]

So irritable I almost just asked a stranger why the fuck he’d wear that hat

[Joe Miciak @jlmiciak]

roommates are the worst. mine just made table side tagliatelle and left the entire cheese wheel in the sink

[molly rae yelon @YelonMolly]

Ordered a martini in Michigan

[em!! 🇵🇸 @realemilyattack]

i got an espresso martini at Chilis yesterday ..

[Audrey Kaufman @KaufmanAudrey]

Makes me trust her that she simply cannot conceal her disgust here

[Malu @malu2u]

Sometimes I crave an average Great Clips haircut followed by a strip mall Mexican spot and that’s one thing NYC can’t give me.

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

Thank you Julius Caesar for inventing the Chicken Caesar Wrap

[Claude Monet @kns1192]

Would like everyone to know i was in the selection group for trumps jury but had to get wisdom teeth removed. That’s all!

[Jeff Tang @jefftangx]

i said “EBITDA” in Dubai and the crypto bros thought i said “Ibiza”