Kate

in a champagne haze 🥂

[Kate @knsmith_]

There are two types of people on Thanksgiving. Ones who get up early to run turkey trots and ones who wake up at noon hungover as shit. I am definitely the second

[Kate @knsmith_]

@Ticketmaster You assholes need to do more than a basic bitchass “apology”

[Karina Huaracha @Kaaarina_pow]

Sorry everyone, no Christmas presents this year because Taylor Swift is going on tour and I need tickets

[Kate @knsmith_]

I will spend my last dying dollar on a pumpkin cream cold brew and fall decor from Target, don’t get it twisted

[Shayla @shaydeofgold]

I’m here for the women who get abortions just because they want to. No explanation. If she does not want to be pregnant, that’s a good enough reason to me. I truly do not care. I’m done playing this morality game.

[Kate @knsmith_]

Petition for Spice World: The Movie to be added to @netflix since they’re on @CircleNetflix

[Kate @knsmith_]

I fucked up and put my popsocket in the wrong spot on my case and now my life is ruined

[Kate @knsmith_]

Looking for a case for my new phone is the most stressful thing I’ve done in a while

[Kate @knsmith_]

WHO IS CUTTING THE ONIONS??!

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Lola. She really misses her older sister. 14/10 for both

[Kate @knsmith_]

I wish I could take half the amount of naps my dog does

[Kate @knsmith_]

@northroplexi It was probably La Chatelaine!

[Kate @knsmith_]

Me every time someone tries to teach me how to play euchre

[Diego Lopez @thisdiegolopez]

When my friends are trying to teach me the rules of a card game and I physically cannot listen.

[Kate @knsmith_]

There is nothing I want more than the ability to fall asleep as quickly as my boyfriend

[Kate @knsmith_]

@Kizewic I might 🤪

[Kate @knsmith_]

People on Facebook marketplace are straight delusional! Something that has scratches, stains, and is clearly been super used is not “vintage” Karen. It’s old. Stop trying to charge $300 for an old beat up dresser

[Kate @knsmith_]

@madsssssss_ I’m pissed off lol

[Kate @knsmith_]

To all the incredible vets out there who keep our furry ones healthy and happy, you are so loved!! ♥️ @dog_rates #EarsToVets

[Kate @knsmith_]

No man will ever understand the struggle of trying take off a sweaty sports bra

[Kate @knsmith_]

Why do people think it’s okay to go 60 in the far left lane on the highway?!