Katarina Twitchell

[Katarina Twitchell @kntwitchell]

I rushed home from work as fast as I could to beat the storm and my neighbor is outside casually mowing his lawn like the world isn’t ending

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Young people have helped lead all our great movements. How inspiring to see it again in so many smart, fearless students standing up for their right to be safe; marching and organizing to remake the world as it should be. We've been waiting for you. And we've got your backs.

[Katarina Twitchell @kntwitchell]

When your husband goes to pick up your medicine but has to call you to ask when your birthday is 😒😒😒

[Katarina Twitchell @kntwitchell]

So the doctor I work with told me I need to hit the gym 😐

[Katarina Twitchell @kntwitchell]

If you need me I'll be sobbing while watching the last episode of @TheMindyProject

[Katarina Twitchell @kntwitchell]

When you're off work for the day at 10am 🙌🙌🙌

[Katarina Twitchell @kntwitchell]

I can't believe people I know are defending actual nazis

[Katarina Twitchell @kntwitchell]

@jessieigeorge14 yes!!! Anytime!

[Katarina Twitchell @kntwitchell]

Pretty sure my mom just ignored my phone call

[Katarina Twitchell @kntwitchell]

I have got to stop buying lipsense 🙈

[Katarina Twitchell @kntwitchell]

I'm about to knock the 'merica out of whoever keeps shooting off fireworks every 15 minutes

[Katarina Twitchell @kntwitchell]

@gracemaarie you're not who I meant but thanks

[Katarina Twitchell @kntwitchell]

Nothing makes you realize who's really there like having a kid

[Katarina Twitchell @kntwitchell]

One of my patients just asked if I'm having a boy or a girl 🙄🙄🙄

[Katarina Twitchell @kntwitchell]

When you eat a slim Jim for lunch and accidentally read the ingredients 😫

[Matt Oswalt @MattOswaltVA]

CNN now reporting Ted Nugent is on shortlist to become new FBI Director

(this is a lie but I bet after you read this tweet you believed it)

[Katarina Twitchell @kntwitchell]

When you decide on a whim to go to Disney in less than two months 🙈

[Katarina Twitchell @kntwitchell]

I would get called off on the one day work has free tacos for all the nurses #happynursesweek

[Katarina Twitchell @kntwitchell]

My brother in law just ordered an entire family box from Pizza Hut and had it delivered to our house so he can eat it by himself for dinner