Dad Jokerston

Middle management at Vandalay Industries. Former boat owner.

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I love my country like I love my children: inconsistently and with conditions.

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No @LittleDebbie item should ever be on a bottom shelf. They should know their customers better than that.

[Lloyd Legalist @LloydLegalist]

Cigarettes are like squirrels: they’re perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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@NotWhoYouDream @Wreck_em_Tide “Being in Houston is like being trapped inside a mouth.”
-John Roderick

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

Wokeness defeated 🏆

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The rise of e-bikes among tweens should bring hope to people needing organ transplants.

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Reunited and it feels so good!

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Jesus thinks you should speed up or get out of the left lane.

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Social media forecast calls for mental gymnastics over the next few days.

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There’s no Chick-fil-A or Hobby Lobby in Liberal, KS. Typical.

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“Young Umps” is a great idea for a terrible YA novel.

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Florida

[Paul Graham @paulg]

Which of America's bold new cohort of Republican leaders is bold enough to answer this?

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I hear a lot of big talk about all the amazing things AI can do. But until I see AI create a video of @UncleBabyBilly_ singing (or reading) “Alive” by @PearlJam, I refuse to be impressed.

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Maybe I was wrong about this one…

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A really bad name for an orthodontist practice would be “Bracism.”

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Wait, does this mean I have to learn what a crypto is?

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Just saw a couple of lesbians blatantly making out in front of the Starbucks across from our Chick-fil-A.

One of them had a beard.

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I miss my boat

[Mittens @JUSTcatmeme]

I just bought a boat

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“Someone fire that DJ!”

-a statement that should be said by everyone, daily

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What the hell is this? You’re supposed to sing “God Bless America” during the 7th inning stretch.

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This is the America liberals want.

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Jesse Plemons is our most talented working actor that also looks like a toe.