@FLOTUS@POTUS@USSupremeCourt May Justice Ginsburg Rest In Peace. But, Melanie, dear child, we really don’t care what you have to say. You are a pitiless sham.
@timjn1 @NatlParkService@realDonaldTrump A dreadful picture, ‘tis true. But, lest we forget, the National Park Service is full of cultural and historic treasures in need of maintenance too.
@AITA_reddit My dears, you’ve every right to insist on white tie. But if you feel so strongly about it, then pay for the attire, for the eight people that will attend your joyless photo op.
@realDonaldTrump There is a large, embarrassing skid mark on the undergarment of America. And a new shipment of bleach arrives on November 3rd. Be prepared. Vote, my dears!