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It’s simple really..

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Y’all are so lucky I don’t know how to do a backflip yet

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

Mf dating a prescription drug

[k @kxsmo]

How did Ireland not make the first ever “they’ll let anybody in here” World Cup

[🪩🎲🍒 @expired_grl]

maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

i just ran over Jennifer Aniston with my car @TMZ jennifer aniston from Friends has died

[george @StokeyyG2]

Somali referee Omar Artan, who was set to referee at the World Cup, was denied entry to the United States.

He received a diplomatic passport from the Somali embassy but was turned away upon his arrival.

Omar Artan was elected Best African Referee in 2025.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

If we're ever in a situation where we're both doing math in our heads, I'm just pretending. It's all on you.

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Okay we need to apologize to the schizophrenics

[Abier @abierkhatib]

Look who entered Al-Aqsa Mosque first once it reopened after 40 days 😂

[THAT SOUTHERN DUDE @TSDmemes]

“vapes are a psyop to condition us to enjoy sucking robot dick”

[james hawkins @james406]

110-year-old Turkish grandma shares her secret to a long life:

"i never once used Microsoft Teams"

[autist @litteralyme0]

When i find out that a person from season 3 of my life knows a character from season 7:

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

My mom really needed that chicken thawed.

[ɴᴀᴅɪᴀ. @luvblessingz]

A food blog site before you get to the recipe:

[Mxim @sugeezy]

I had a million opportunities to waste money this year and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.

[aberration in the artland of the deal @ThomasSilken]

hanging out at Dublin Airport arrivals today and booing

[manic nixon dream girl @kennixonette]

as a U.S. history professor I get so frustrated by the historical inaccuracies in the musical Hamilton. students alwaysss ask me 'why don't they teach us that Alexander Hamilton was Latino?' and I have to explain to them that he was actually Somali 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Ciaran Durham @ciarandurham]

Sorry not to scare anyone but there’s a hitman in front