mac

a little lost probably - coporate lackey

[mac @knz_edmo]

midlife crisis? quarter life crisis? nah bro it’s an ongoing crisis

[Nashville SC @NashvilleSC]

BACK LIKE WE NEVER LEFT 😤

[mac @knz_edmo]

@ATLUTD the amount of your players that just drop to the ground when no one has touched them LMFAO #EveryoneN #WeKnowAThingOrTwoAboutHot

y’all deserve an honorable mention at the emmy’s for the play you’ve brought to our city 😂

[Jared Gilman @realJaredGilman]

“odyssey this” “odyssey that” u odyssey a therapist

[Nashville SC @NashvilleSC]

One New York team won tonight.

(Hint: it wasn't the soccer team)

[mac @knz_edmo]

Hilarious the NYCFC had to get a bogus ass PK to score on @NashvilleSC

NYCFC, y'all suck!

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

An estimated 17 million people were under a tornado watch on Wednesday April 2nd

[Liam King @Liam__King]

what if these last few months were spent making massive reforms instead of one liners

[Marina is coming🏳️‍🌈🇭🇺 @LgbtSpeedbuff]

@dorothy_pops Men will sooner rebuild harrenhall than go to therapy

[[email protected] why not @rebeccawatson]

CNN’s debate moderators reacting to Trump saying Roe v Wade lets women murder babies after they’re born

[jordan @JordanUhl]

how bad is that cold

[sarah @sablaah]

biden: unintelligible bullshit
trump: straight up not-true bullshit
moderators: thank you.

[Mari Copeny @LittleMissFlint]

Can we PLEASE get a debate moderated by Gen Z that is fact checked in real time.

[ً @drivenbyfilms]

trump saying they should allow israel to finish the job is probably the darkest shit i’ve heard being said at a political debate… and it’s very scary

[library militant @imaniems_]

Ok here's a concept: Wife Swap but with municipal budgets.
librarians get cop budgets for a year and we see what can be done

[Vincent Martella @vince_martella]

i fear america is cooked folks

[chunky fila @chunkyfila]

Give them both a pdf, first one that can rotate it gets to be president

[jordan @JordanUhl]

Don't underestimate their willingness to try to just stick with it.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

moderator: what are your views on the economy?

joe biden: i. well i uh. [nose starts bleeding] hmm.

donald trump: we’re gonna find and kill the grinch. mark my words. we are gonna use the big guns. it’s gonna be something folks

[mac @knz_edmo]

if mcalister’s got rid of their chicken salad sandwich, where tf am i supposed to get chicken salad because panera got rid of theirs like 4 months ago. what is with this move man?