Shrimp🧸𓏲⋆.🧺

Lv.21
just a shrimple person in this world hehe
ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

“Fantasy authors don’t do research.” An author on reddit built a medieval economy that was so accurate, their protagonist could no longer afford to go on the quest.

[Odd Steam Reviews @OddSteamReviews]

ELDEN RING

[Mini Modu @MinModulation]

so funny boomers think an internet ban will "make kids finally start reading!" when boomers don't fucking read either

[♡ mari/cohe ♡ @noinconsistency]

recession indicator

[Linari 🌌🤖 @linarialdaara]

I do not recommend watching Backrooms in a theater that’s in a mall that closes before the movie is over, just in case anyone was considering doing that.

[nyara @nyaraVT]

Replacing the rainbow with something even gayer.. the French

[Lazie Jamie 🫐 @LazieJamie]

God help you if you grow up with a best friend from the opposite gender, because the way my family still calls her my “girlfriend” even over a decade later drives me mad

[🎀 planet clarke 🎀 @planetclarke]

“Women have a hard time submitting to men because it’s hard for Gods to submit to their own creations” altered my brain chemistry a little bit ngl

[Praise @tufpraise]

I know her parents didn’t name her Mexican scientist. Tf be up with these headlines? It’s 2026.

[𝓫𝓾𝓷𝓷𝔂𝓰𝓲𝓻𝓵 | 𝟎𝓱 𝓬𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓷 @jaein_bunny]

"chatgpt, change my hair color to–"
STFU

[𝓴𖤐 @endaisen]

got my ass

[🔔🦌 Noelle!! 🦌🔔 @EMPORIOSMOM]

Koichi would be watching his entire family be ripped to shreds and then it would cut to Josuke and Okuyasu doing this

[Ado @ado1024imokenp]

If Michael believed in magic, then I’ll believe in it too. Forever. I’m neither a star like him nor an angel, but…

[. @Fimiye]

i wish there was a more intense way to express my emotions than crying. i want to burst into flames

[JOOLIAN @joolianlee]

I didnt realize the warning signs cause your miis to get violently killed

[castiel @pinkiipie__]

we need feminism because in 4th grade i got molested and he only got his parents called and i gor suspended because i threatened to kill him

[˚ʚ anise ɞ˚ @mismatchedseoks]

offered an old lady my seat on the metro, but she just smiled, patted my arm and told me to sit down

then when offered, she proceeded to take a man's seat

[☆ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏.+☆ @slimeano]

how it feels to say “jajajaja” in hispanic chats, “XDDDD” in polish chats, “KKKKKK” in portuguese chats, and “LMAOOO” in english-speaking chats

[sandwich @sandwicchhh]

Applies to every form of art btw