Aakash Agarwal

brown and tall, #qdance

[•🦋• @Oreos_iam]

Scratching a bug bite is like evil masturbation

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

told my boyfriend the cashier at Target was a bitch and he said “was it at self checkout”

[Tyler | Kenji Capital @KenjiCapital]

This is exactly why it’s hard to leave the Bay Area when you grew up in the Bay Area.

[Aakash Agarwal @ko0sh]

Pathetic ass showing from Team USA

[Van Lathan Jr @VanLathan]

This is all we want. Just make the corruption, lawlessness, and cronyism work for average Americans.

[Molly @FSUmollz]

FIFA is such a world-class, respectable organization. A true beacon of integrity and transparency.

[Aakash Agarwal @ko0sh]

Finally some home cooking 🤣

[Adam Crafton @AdamCrafton_]

BREAKING @TheAthleticFC

Folarin Balogun will be available to play the USMNT’s round of 16 match against Belgium with his one-game red-card ban suspended. Extraordinary development.

Story with @Dan_Sheldon_

https://t.co/oQ61J9btzT

[Aakash Agarwal @ko0sh]

American pizza, specifically places on the east coast >>>> european pizzas

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[maha @mahaaaay]

can people stop pretending like an aperol spritz is good

[rated ✧* @imyrated]

this can’t be the same heat george washington was wearing a wig in

[Robert Behrens @rcb05]

The @USMNT hadn't been called for a red card in the World Cup in 20+ years. Then they played at a stadium next to a massive electrical substation.

ELF exposure has been shown to cause measurable changes in brain electrical activity, potentially influencing cognitive processes.

[Seton Hall Student @sacketology]

Jar Jar Binks calling someone a bitch

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

When they called a library a 'biblioteca.'

Absolute banger of a word.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

You know it’s hot when you go outside and it’s hot.

[Brack @brackNmild]

Those blokes are about to have their knickers blown off

[user @user84829272]

As an executive member please keep the entrance clear