Yems & Eggs

Doing the damn thing🧫#GGMU❤️

[memes futebolisticos. - vito @Mfutebolisticos]

Eu com 7 anos depois de ir fazer uma pausa pra hidratação em casa e minha mãe não deixar eu sair mais:

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

if i'm ever in a coma, please put lipgloss on my lips

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you're 3 hours into doing absolutely nothing and God adds rain for aesthetic

[𝙒𝙢. @excusewilliam]

It's actually quite simple.

If I'm the one engaging in it, there's no such thing as too much PDA.

If I'm not, you two are doing too much and need to get a room.

[SizZzle. 😎🇳🇬 @n6oflife6]

My own is… What is their fucking obsession with Corn… 🌽🤷🏽‍♂️😵‍💫🤣

[Omolomo @Omolomo_o]

when did Pete Edochie give birth to Syne Edochie? 😳😳

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

“When I first saw you, I thought you were mean”

Calm down, time still dey.

[* @_lowkeyalfred]

God forgive me if I ever come off as ungrateful. I’m living in so many answered prayers.

[Yems & Eggs @ko_yems]

When the camera panned to Joyce’s mum in the doctor’s office, I screameddddddddd

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

GIRLS, WHEN DID OUR LIVES BECOME SO SERIOUS THAT WE STOPPED DOING RANDOM MAKEUP JUST TO TAKE A PHOTO BY THE WINDOW CURTAIN?

[Tegbe! @TomiwaTegbe]

“Eni eleni”

[Alexandria 🧚🏾 @theallygreen]

prime example of a criminal who didnt do their due diligence. Dylan been showing signs that he’s willing to die bout his girl for YEARS. he’s lucky he didn’t off him.

[Ali🌹 @_omalichaa]

burgundy is such a sexy color

[Zion @zionszzn]

I'm a big believer of not going to work on your birthday!

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

Life between accepted new offer letter & joining date

[𝖗𝖊𝖉✞ @_redfeels]

Throwing all my company's confidential info into ChatGPT to respond to one email

[YOUFOUNDFUNKY💘 @PreciousJudge5]

This Emmanuel’s wife hashtags are killing me. Who try to break them? Who didn’t see them coming? What’s their past? What is going on?🤣😭

[EA has her PVC @virtuousii]

Not having stable electricity means that your water supply would be epileptic and so you wouldn’t be able to take showers with your partner because you’re managing water. This means that you’d have nobody to help you wash your back and your back will be dirty. This might cause friction in the bedroom when your partner is kissing your back and they taste dirt.
Get your PVC, we have to vote this party out so your relationship can be saved.

[substack.com/onyiibekeh @Onyiibekeh]

Gosh almost missed a turn in VI today cause they covered the pothole I used as a landmark for 3 years. 🥹

[OLUCHI🫦 ( you have no funder) @Phatbabeluuu]

Your friends shouldn’t be under any financial stress because of your wedding, it’s very inconsiderate.