🐨koalance

Alt 🔞 || mostly post-workout selfies and 🍆 pics || partnered + open || 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇭 in 🇦🇺 || 🖥️🧑‍🔬 | 30 something.

[🐨koalance @koalance1]

This is my safe space to share random thoughts on random things, but please beware that I occasionally post NSFW pics. Follow at your own risk.

[🐨koalance @koalance1]

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[Cameron is CONFESSING 🪩 @madonnasoldmore]

Biggest Pure Sales debuts by a gen z artist in the US:

1. Music by Madonna — 420k
2. Ray Of Light by Madonna — 371k
3. MDNA by Madonna — 359k
4. Hard Candy by Madonna — 280k
5. You seem pretty sad for a girl so in love by Olivia Rodrigo — 273k (NEW)

[🐨koalance @koalance1]

grew up with no dad so lemme be someone's daddy

[WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA @slayyyter]

IM TRYING OUT BEING EVIL FOR A CHANGE JUST TO SEE WHAT ALL THE FUSS IS ABOUT

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[🦭 ACE ᗢ ✧*:･ﾟ @acxar_]

i am so fucking tired of the narrative na “entitled” ang mga trans when in fact sila pa rin ang pinaka vulnerable members natin sa community 🫩

[Jacinta Allan @JacintaAllanMP]

Women’s rights are not up for negotiation in this state.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

If I had a dollar for every time a trans person negatively affected my life, I’d have zero dollars.

[🐨koalance @koalance1]

Undressing

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I need someone to do a horror edit of 'maggots for brains' on a recut trailer of Obsession coz the lyrics are on point about co-dependency

[izzy @dayalivias]

Backrooms director Kane Parsons says he had a good time listening to you seem pretty sad for a girl so in love by olivia rodrigo.

“It’s the best album of all time.”

He’s only 20 years old.

[Carly Rae Jepsen Wiki @carlyraewiki]

There are currently a total of 20 postcards (and counting) from @CarlyRaeJepsen’s new album!

— Some speculation is that #CRJ7 will feature a total of 24 songs (12 day and 12 night) - there are also 24 lines in the eclipse symbol

[cory 💝🎭 @vooookster]

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[Dirtyleftie @CraigSarg73]

One Nation’s health policies are being slammed by medical experts as expensive, unworkable and based on misinformation.

They want to:
❌ Scrap the TGA (which already sits within Health)
❌ Pull Australia out of the WHO
❌ Add photo ID to Medicare cards despite no evidence it would stop the $3 billion in provider non-compliance they cite
❌ Revisit billions of dollars worth of PBS medicine approvals
❌ Follow the same anti-WHO path as Trump

The AMA warns leaving the WHO would weaken Australia’s ability to respond to global health threats, while experts say scrapping the TGA’s independence risks confidence in the safety of medicines and vaccines.

Even former Howard government adviser Terry Barnes described the policies as “disconnected thought bubbles” that show little understanding of how Australia’s health system actually works.

Australians deserve evidence-based health policy, not imported culture wars and conspiracy-driven politics.

[p 🌊 💿 🩻 @goldedkintsugi]

she released the most intense heartbreak album and gifted the world this masterpiece 9 years ago today

[. @FKAY0NCE]

wake up