Alexandra🌧

i’m spilling wine in the bathtub

she//her 🏳️‍🌈

[Alexandra🌧 @koaleee]

your bitch graduated college this week 🎓

[Alexandra🌧 @koaleee]

@unboxedjuice Congrats!!!

[Alexandra🌧 @koaleee]

hey siri play “closure” by Taylor Swift

[Alexandra🌧 @koaleee]

@shaddup_boynton Usually she doesn’t have the second part on a vinyl 🫠

[Alexandra🌧 @koaleee]

You know, I’ve tried really hard not to be obsessed with everything Jack Antonoff produces, but alas, they’re always my favorite tracks.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

i feel like if someone wanna steal deodorant we should let them

[Jack Edwards @jackbenedwards]

taylor swift album called the tortured poets department????? with bookmarks for merch???? and a bonus track called the manuscript????? oh i'm about to be insufferable

[stace 🐞 @staystaystace]

how tf am I supposed to sleep when I have the swiftie zoomies still

[lindsey ⭐️ @alltoolindsey]

Tote bag carrying, bookstore wandering, literature loving girls RISE

[mirrorball ❤️‍🔥 @penthouseheart]

if i had a nickel for every time i thought taylor swift was going to announce a re-recorded album at an award show but got up there and announced a brand new album instead, i would have 2 nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

[Alexandra🌧 @koaleee]

@AbbyVigi Hell yeah 😂

[Alexandra🌧 @koaleee]

@eatmyass2k18 You’ll find someone 😘

[Alexandra🌧 @koaleee]

@eatmyass2k18 If you want company feel free to come over ❤️❤️

[Alexandra🌧 @koaleee]

@eatmyass2k18 I WOULDNT MARRY ME EITHER A PATHOLOGICAL PEOPLE PLEASER

[Alexandra🌧 @koaleee]

@eatmyass2k18 As a first grader we thought it was real cool

[Alexandra🌧 @koaleee]

@eatmyass2k18 It was one of those things where a dentist came to visit and they handed out little bags of “dental goodies” they had little pills that looked like smarties, and when you chewed them they turned your teeth pink if you needed to brush

[Alexandra🌧 @koaleee]

@eatmyass2k18 We did that!

[Alexandra🌧 @koaleee]

Unfortunately, I’m fully confident I can renovate my entire bathroom on my own because I’ve watched enough HGTV.