not a mom

aspiring stay at home thot

[not a mom @koalenelemon]

Seeking a wormhole to a kinder dimension

[not a mom @koalenelemon]

Eating my salad and he’s trying to talk to me about equity. Men are so stupid

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

I overheard a girl saying yesterday ‘worrying is such a terrible use of your imagination’ … and I audibly gasped.

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

im just someone’s weird sister

[not a mom @koalenelemon]

Big fan of stalking people I have no business stalking

[Kerri @kerri_wtf]

I just fucked the baddest bitch ever but some of you might call it masturbation.

[not a mom @koalenelemon]

My depression bod is so tea

[not a mom @koalenelemon]

I’ve been having the worst day ever for 3 months

[Natasha Asanté @natashante]

stay beautiful and sweet but please have a backbone babe.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i hope the next global trend will be empathy and critical thinking.

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

how can i communicate to wild bunnies that i am their ally

[nano @nanorammirez]

mi primer error fue no haberme matado a los 15 años

[꩜ m ꩜ @twoheadedm0th]

i am at my clits end !

[Evan @evanjmader]

im trying to die of natural causes this summer

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

A man just called me evil, I needed that. Thought I was losing my spark for a minute.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

People dumping Trump over gas prices and not child rape is scary.

[✥ @qamrlight]

i love when women are 26

[not a mom @koalenelemon]

If it costs you your peace, it’s too expensive

[clare @sadderlizards]

just decided that everything is gonna be okay

[not a mom @koalenelemon]

I know I’ve been working too much cause the dementia patients are starting to remember me