Kobayashi Maru

👇 The Unbeatable Test. Play Now.

[Kobayashi Maru @kobayashimaru]

You never know how you’ll react in a no-win situation until you’re faced with one. How many times will you die before you admit defeat?

👉 https://t.co/Qdw4JGn1xf

[Star Trek Fleet Command @StarTrekFleet]

Friendly reminder, our @kobayashimaru simulation is still up and running. We may or may not have some future surprises in store for you, cadets.

Play Now: https://t.co/E5MKVaCeYi

[William Neff @wneff]

Just to be clear, I didn't come within a lightyear of beating the #NoWinScenario and this freebie @StarTrekFleet Command shirt is really excessive recompense for just another humiliating death in the @KobayashiMaru simulator. Lights! Blowers on!

[Star Trek Fleet Command @StarTrekFleet]

@kobayashimaru #FunFact: Congrats to Philip C., the first official record holder! He beat the simulation in 2 hours 31 minutes and 21 seconds on Day One.

[Kobayashi Maru @kobayashimaru]

Congratulations to our three Kobayashi Maru contest winners! And thanks again to all the cadets who attempted the simulation - it is still up and running if you want to test your luck. 🖖 https://t.co/Vebl3oZxln

[Kobayashi Maru @kobayashimaru]

Thanks for playing the #KobayashiMaru, cadets! Final scores for the simulation are currently being tabulated and results will be shared with you and the rest of Starfleet at a later date. Check back here soon!

[Kobayashi Maru @kobayashimaru]

Roses are red
Bloodwine is too
You’ll need all the bottles
To pass the Kobayashi Maru

[Kobayashi Maru @kobayashimaru]

Friendly reminder, James T. Kirk doesn’t believe in no-win scenarios.

[Kobayashi Maru @kobayashimaru]

Realizing you probably won't beat the Kobayashi Maru.

[Kobayashi Maru @kobayashimaru]

We hope you're not bald at the end of this...

[Paul 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇬🇧🇪🇺 @Paul2610O]

Only played 3 times and I am pulling my hair out!

[Kobayashi Maru @kobayashimaru]

Trying to find the escape pods when your ship is at 2% oxygen.

[Star Trek Fleet Command @StarTrekFleet]

You win some, you lose most. Play the @KobayashiMaru before it’s too late: https://t.co/ljU8ibyD2S

[Kobayashi Maru @kobayashimaru]

But is it *actually* winning...?

[Kobayashi Maru @kobayashimaru]

Try the Kobayashi Maru simulation and enter the neutral zone. There are some Klingons there that can help put you to sleep... permanently.

[Kobayashi Maru @kobayashimaru]

All hands abandon ship *REPEAT* Ä̵̙́̀̐́̐̒̐̃͠l̶̡̧͈̰̬͉̻̈̿́͘l̵̟͉̫̈́͂̊͒͗ ̵̢͙͈̫͕͔̻̂͒͝h̵̛̦̣̗̣͚͕̤̩͚͐a̷̤͑̈͗̆̈́͐͝n̵̨͓͇̮̮̻̓̈́̓̇͜͜ḑ̸̥̮̟̺͎̉̄̌͛̐̓͒̑̔̾s̸̢̹̖̰̤̻͚��̦̹͆̊ ̴̨̼̺̲͎̺̤̈́̓̓̂̍̊̉̓͝a̷̧̡̦͕͓̰̲̱̦̼̒b̷̝̖̅͗̾a̸̢̱͖̩̲͈̳̤̯͑͌͆̀̀̚͜͝ņ̷͌ḑ̶̗̖͓̇̔ǫ̴̡̘͚͑̿̀͆̇n̸̢̬̜̭̄̍̈ͅ ̸͇͙̉̒̾͗̈́͋͘s̴̰̭̗͆̀̇̌͌͝ḩ̴̨̹̰̞̭̥̍̏͆̆̉̎̚ͅ

[Kobayashi Maru @kobayashimaru]

Don’t take it personally. We designed this simulation to make most people give up on any particular afternoon.

[Kobayashi Maru @kobayashimaru]

You're not doing it right unless the simulation demolishes you at least six times.

[Secret Ingredient @SecretIngrdient]

@InFlames_SWE @kobayashimaru Am I doing this right?

[Kobayashi Maru @kobayashimaru]

The Kobayashi Maru simulation features unprecedented player choice. You can choose to die immediately, or wait a couple of minutes and then die: https://t.co/60ZQ1yM6Bb

[Kobayashi Maru @kobayashimaru]

This tracks. Yours was a particularly fiery death, Cadet Brittany. 🔥

[Brittany Tomes (no longer active) @VocalTomes]

Remember when I spent the first 10 mins of our @strangenewpod episode last week playing the #KobayashiMaru game?

Here's a pic of me absolutely going through it at the end while my co-hosts are discussing Vulcans ❤

[Star Trek Fleet Command @StarTrekFleet]

Think you know how you’ll react when faced with certain death? Time to find out. You might just win one of three massive #StarTrek Prize Packs. You have all weekend to play the @kobayashimaru: https://t.co/DPLUB8bEcU