Kobester

you don’t pay a prostitute to sleep with you, you pay a prostitute to leave when you’re done.

[Kobester @kobejacesmith0]

Don’t live in the past, Don’t live in the futer, live now. Live because of your past, and live for your futer😎

[Kobester @kobejacesmith0]

What does shack and Collin white have in common?
Their sex partners are always way shorter than them.

[Kobester @kobejacesmith0]

9+9=18 right? @coachcwhite88

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Home is where the water doesn’t taste weird

[Kobester @kobejacesmith0]

Does anyone want to mentor me on how to stop drinking. Maybe I could do a sober 2021.

[Kobester @kobejacesmith0]

When your best friends moving out, that shits different. I guess I’ll kiss goodbye to all of the hangovers

[Kobester @kobejacesmith0]

Best video I’ve ever seen😂😘

[Kobester @kobejacesmith0]

@laceyshannon123 Babe🥺

[Kobester @kobejacesmith0]

@jujuspanks You can’t be a pussy your whole life.

[Kobester @kobejacesmith0]

All you have is a bunch of yesterday’s and a very few tomorrow’s.

[Kobester @kobejacesmith0]

If your mom put you on birth control the year you entered highschool, she saw the hoe in you early🥱

[Kobester @kobejacesmith0]

I’ll just leave this here😂

[Kobester @kobejacesmith0]

@NeveahNichols If you’re purple or grey you are ill, and should probably go get that checked out🤔

[Kobester @kobejacesmith0]

I love that woman!

[Kobester @kobejacesmith0]

@mikayla1412 What’s the list of activities going on tonight, campfire tunes?

[Kobester @kobejacesmith0]

We all the same color when the lights out

[Kobester @kobejacesmith0]

@mikayla1412 It’s those diamonds. You should start laying tile yourself and cutting that shit with the ring!

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Trying to pullout the first time you see your girl after the quarantine @oldrowofficial (via ig:_khalid__)

[Kobester @kobejacesmith0]

Why can’t you drink out of a god damn McFlurry spoon?