DjKobi🇰🇪

Finding ourselves through music.

[DjKobi🇰🇪 @kobi_dave]

You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem and smarter than you think. So chop and enjoy life, troubles no go finish. 💯😎

[CHOBOS™ @SangKip4]

Men what you all need in 2024.

[Ian Car Advice Kenya @Caradvicekenya]

I doubt women know what overtaking means to us men. So, never try to tell us when and where to stop. Kama nikuenda kujisaidia, vumilia hadi nairobi and let me overtake this Mark X for my mental health.

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

A global relationship expert (Steve Harvey) just had his wife piped by nonentities (his cook and body guard) and now the wife wants a divorce and a $200 million compensation. Haya basi, mshauri wa ndoa pia katombewa😂

[Dr. John Njenga Karugia PhD. @johnnjenga]

"Ulienda JKIA tour kupiga picha sasa ona hali halisi ilivyo." ⚖️

[DjKobi🇰🇪 @kobi_dave]

Do you live under a rock, or are you just an ignorant person?
Wangapi wakona hio pesa ya social media?

[Omar Mohammed @OmmarIF]

@BravinYuri This is easier and way affordable than traveling to interview places. Both the interviewer and the interviewee need to come to a neutral ground. Otherwise utaskia vijana hawataki kazi. Pesa ya TikTok, Instagram na X iko, buying data for your job interview ndio hakuna?

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

Many Young people who form the majority of the job seekers in Kenya and are faced with the highest unemployment rate spend even more money on fares etc. Can we have a conversation about a refund put on the table?

They can cap the reimbursement at a specific amount.

[DjKobi🇰🇪 @kobi_dave]

I fully endorse this...
Also, state the salary you are willing to appreciate thier work.

Yours truly,
Another Kenyan.

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

Dear Job Recruiters,

If you know you already have someone in mind to fill up a job, kindly do not ask people to apply, and even more, hold meaningless interviews. Some people take loans to process documents required to apply for some of these jobs.

Yours Truly,
Kenyan

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

Since we are in the dark courtesy of Kenya Power (KPLC), why not use this chance to make a few followers?

Follow everyone who likes this post and reposts it.

[khalif kairo @KhalifKairo]

whoever will come with a good financial model (good ie affordable and not exploitive) that enables kenyans with budgets of Kes 100k - 600K to own vehicles will make alot of money.
Hii market range ya third hand vehicles zenye zina exceed 10 years is very untapped.

[CHOBOS™ @SangKip4]

A tweet for Ghost.

[DjKobi🇰🇪 @kobi_dave]

Hawa majamaa huitisha pesa bila kufikiria

[TurboDiesel @alexmwanzo]

Buy it remove that stupid thirsty engine weka 4a or 1nz from @Njugunakuria3
Pigia @MobityreKE wakupee new shoes
Alafu @Keen_Audio wakuekee ngoma
Chapia @Anto_mbuguaa akupigie rangi n fit some nice bucket seats
Kaende siana

[ASLAN @Aslan_Kange]

Very beautiful piece of dj art 🔥🔥

[George Njoroge @georgenjoroge_]

I know people in Kenya with so much money, they want to start factories and other job-creating businesses but they can't because they are occupied elsewhere and can't get any trustworthy person to run these business. So instead of investing in the real economic sectors and creating jobs, they'll just opt to buy treasury bills, while the thieves are shouting NO JOBS AND FOODSTUFFS TOO EXPENSIVE.

I bet, large African organizations like Menengai, Tononoka, Bidco or MRM or even Dangote group can potentially set up shop in every African country and create millions of jobs, but I bet corruption and dishonesty at the top government echelons is what is preventing them from helping Africa.

Many big businesses would have been born in Kenya or east Africa if we could engage in partnerships, but we can’t because you can't trust anyone.

Start a poultry farm like Muguku firm and they will be stealing your eggs. Some will even go ahead to be killing the chickens so that they'll be allowed to take them home.

Start an Events entertainment company or tourism ticketing or even gaming center at your village shopping center and they'll be pocketing your money and diverting your potential customers elsewhere.

On the days you're around at the business, the money realized will be 10 times of the money realized when you're not around. Because they're eating your money and eating their future.

Buy and lease out a vehicle to a driver to use and watch as he'll finish you completely and your vehicle is actioned by the bank.

Start a restaurant, the same thing will happen. More than half of the total food ingredients will end up in their personal kitchens.

Even attendants in ordinary Kiosk’s, or village supermarkets will find a way to steal from the small investors, see Uchumi, Tuskys or even Nakumatt all are dead; employee theft contributed heavily.

You'll see every employee quote their evil mantra, ie the wicked saying "That a person eats where they work."

Just imagine, justifying theft at work, killing their own jobs and the development of the business.

And you'll see these people point their crooked fingers at politicians when they're not any different.

I usually say the reason most Kenyans haven't stolen billions of government money, is simply because of lack of the opportunity.

The few honest Kenyans , both in government and the private sector, are looked upon as stupid people.

It appears we should be involving teaching on honesty as part of our school curriculum

[JuaCali @juacaliGenge]

Kuna boy wetu flani wa Calif anaitwa Ndoch he used to work for a company which used to shoot documentaries. Hio company ilikua inaitwa Vivid features. So around 2002 Ndoch alitupitia hapo kwa studio akatuambia team ya Vivid wanataka kutumeet sana. Meeting ikapangwa tukaenda hivyo, mimi,Clemo na Nonini. Offisi zilikua pale Norfolk apartments so tukafika tukameet the whole team halafu tukapigishwa tour ya the offices, tuliingia edit room tulishtuka!! Manze kulikua na screens bigi kama 3, computer za Apple very powerful halafu na mouse zile za round tulikua tunashindwa hizi ni nini 😂😂😂.
After tour tukaingia boardroom jamaa wakaenda straight to the point ‘jamaa tunapenda sana kitu mnafanya na kuna songs zenyu hizi mbili mumetoa zimetunice sana hapa offisi RUKA na MANZI WA NAIROBI na tungependa kuwashootia the videos for FREE’ You should have seen our faces at that particular moment ‘What!!! For Free!!!’ karibu tuanze kupiga nduru kwa offisi ya wenyewe 😂😂😂😂 kuaccess cameras za videos hizo siku ilikua ngori!!! After a few days tuka plan everything na team and the 1st video we shot was Manzi wa Nairobi kwa warehouse flani huko industrial area then we shot video ya Ruka pale mtaani Calif and as they say the rest is history.
So wasanii always put your best foot forward you don’t know who’s is listening #gengetoTheWorld #genge #grammys

[DjKobi🇰🇪 @kobi_dave]

@EABL_PLC have gone back to the old packaging of Chrome Gin ama kitaniramba?

[Drill Digest @DrillDigest]

Kenya will forever be the home of one hit wonder Nigerian artists and washed up & retired USA artists 🙌✅

[SokoAnalyst @SokoAnalyst]

Disappear for 90 days and set yourself 10 years ahead

1. Develop a routine. Sleep at 9:00 PM and be awake at 4.00 AM every day.

2. Spend 60-minutes of your day reading ,writing, and internalizing what you understand.

3. Be willing to let go of friendships that don't serve you. If you hangout with losers, you become a loser.

4. Master the art of self-discipline. Get up early, work long hours, and face your problems head on.

5. Learn a high-income skill that'll earn you $10k+ per month. AI is changing the Labour landscape, be ahead of it.

6. Stop chasing cheap dopamine. Prioritize what's important over pleasure. Women will always be there. Men will always be there.

7. Take a walk every day for an Hour to just unwind.

8. Build self-discipline by taking one cold shower in the morning. (Not Me)

9. Make the internet a source of your income. There're endless possibilities for making money.

10. Take 100% responsibility for your life and never blame circumstances or anyone.

11. Include proteins, fresh fruits, and 3L of water in your daily diet to optimize your health.

12. Hang out with people who obsess over making moves and living a good life. Your circle should not gossip, complain, or get jealous of each other.

13. Invest in a good wardrobe, a good niche fragrance, and learn how to talk. You'll boost your success rate by 94%.

14. Befriend nature, walk 5000 steps per day to clear your mind, boost your mood and get creative.

15. Keep distance from people who only prioritize their needs over yours. They're your greatest setback.

16. Be smart enough to quit weed, p*orn, and alcohol. They're the worst distraction that'll raise your dopamine, make you dumb, and depressed.

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