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this is my private personal page and I do not give disney permission to use my tweets in their marketing material without compensation

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If people weren’t so quick to jump to conclusions they would have realised JFK just fell asleep

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Party ruckus in the house tonight

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Ah, autumn, my favorite time of year 🍂☕️

*a single fallen leaf floats gently down and lands on my fontanelle, killing me instantly*

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I’m shy

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Probably just something chill to have on in the background

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Doesn’t seem very practical. It’s just running around

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

A practical facehugger on the set of ‘ALIEN: ROMULUS’

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@GbnRamen 👋🙂

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"The Weeknd" is stepping away from music to focus on solving the rubiks cube

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casting spells in the bathroom at work

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Piloting a plane

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Actually, this was created naturally by erosion. Nature is beautiful 🌊

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@GbnRamen This shit really resonates with me

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Homie provement

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Sorry this math is not correct

[Jack! @ALottaMulatto]

Name that trilogy.

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@maxfine_ Check out their albums

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A machine that with a simple press of a button produces on the connected screen a striking image of the iconic NYC skyline ❤️🗽

[Kevin O'Leary aka Mr. Wonderful @kevinolearytv]

Pitch me. Articulate your idea in 200 characters or less.

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(At a party) (rips huge, deafening 30sec fart) woah, did anyone else feel like, the vibes shift suddenly?

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(American seeing food being prepared with fresh ingredients) wow this is just like a Ghibli movie!

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(Inviting guests in to my home) oh and feel free to poop in any of my toilets!