My coworker was going around asking people today if they could explain the difference between jazz and blues music. I told her, “Jazz is a happy cigarette and blues is a sad cigarette.” She seemed content with my answer.
Been dealing with my first severe bout of Insomina in the last few months, and the universe was kind enough to provide me with a new cherry flavored Red Bull. I am truly blessed
Today some coworkers and I were messing around in the break area and spilled soda on the table. One jokingly yelled, “Oh no! We need an adult!”. I sarcastically looked to the others before realizing I was the oldest person in the room. I was the adult. God help us all
There’s a cashier at my local dollar general, who will not say a single word to customers as they go through her line, unless they ask her a question. She’s pretty much my favorite person in the whole world.