kody stafiej

certified sommelier

[kody stafiej @koddddy]

i love you @Harry_Styles

[cosmicfauxpas @cosmicfauxpas]

nephew told me ufos are unc slop. hard pill to swallow but he's right.

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

computer remind me to be merciful even when i am consumed by rage

[. @seattleiminyou]

Going to Dunkin Donuts tomorrow morning

[garshmo @garshmo]

Say a hen needed a bathroom break. I would gladly sit on the egg. That’s just who I am

[Frank “Grits” Greenborne @squirmy6908]

Study a broad. Yeah I’d love to.

[corb @awshuqs]

did you guys just feel that? i turned my swag on

[shﾑn @preset_2m3]

Turn that george harrison up white girl

[rune sword @runesword1]

i always keep a bald halfling nearby to smack on the head when i get really mad

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

hey man im the first pokemon u see in the game. yeahhh im like just a weasel or a bird or somethin. dont worry I promise shit is gonna go way wacky down the line haha. oh hell yeah I’ll learn cut fuckin love that move

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

no disrespect to wizard who believe themselves to be wiser than the council but that could never be me. i am far too wise to do something so foolish. perhaps even wiser than the council

[Paladin Posting @DevotionOath]

do NOT buy a cursed sword from the warlock merchant. This thing hath been moaning whenever I parry 😭😭😭

[drank gore @thedarkprowler]

Busting after I hit on 15 and then just holding my head underwater until I pass out and drown

[★ @thematrixwizard]

how it feels leaving the hotel for a cup of coffee on your first morning on vacation

[𝒦𝓎𝑜𝓂𝒾 🌸 @pyttkykomi]

i asked the produce guy if i could try a grape and he said he wouldn’t care if i lit the store on fire with him in it

[lolt64🕵️ @lolt64]

I just wish Wallace would thank Gromit more

[g @geogre_j]

She kinda looks like fame is a gun and she points it blind

[mariana @pastapilled]

Idgaf if Addison Rae can sing live or not tbh. have you listened to diet pepsi

[hope @deardochas]

#PerformativeSnacking