Uncommon kode

LFC

[Uncommon kode @kode_d1]

@ChuksEricE All these noises for house rent

[folie à deux @folieadeeux]

Mıknatıs kullanarak bedava elektrik üretmişler.

[Uncommon kode @kode_d1]

@Rydon_lfc Love this mate to the moon and back

[Uncommon kode @kode_d1]

@Rothmus Apt

[Uncommon kode @kode_d1]

@indykaila @LFC @ChampionsLeague Men were born to cry once in a while

[Uncommon kode @kode_d1]

@BitcoinIntelX Psg 2 : Ars 1at full time

[Uncommon kode @kode_d1]

@Emarged And some pesin say amen to dis kan tweet,...chai. But wait ooo, shey de world talk say naija pipo smart.

[Nedu Ani @Nedumcity_]

Man complains bitterly about the poor 1.3 billion Naira Smart School Governor Peter Mbah built in his village. What kind of wickedness is this? Peter Mbah will be too terrible if he comes for second tenure.

[Destiny Kay Onwe @Destiny_kayonwe]

Nigeria Vs Spain 3-2 only legend will remember 🔥

Ghana no fit relate 😂

[CHIGO @iamChigoo]

Marriage isn’t an em0tional playground. It’s a system.

What’s your take on this video? 👇

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

Senseless Nigerian Men, come learn a thing or 2.

Do you copy ?

[Uncommon kode @kode_d1]

@LFC Pre-information" in case we lose the game you wouldn't say I didn't tell you before hand".

[Uncommon kode @kode_d1]

@FabrizioRomano "I will show them the door I will go through"

[Uncommon kode @kode_d1]

@PeterObi Mehn!!! No words 😕.

[Babalogy @Babalogy001]

Bro to bro: do you know that a 50kg bag of cement will conveniently lay 50 blocks?

A bag of cement now is at N12,500,
Labour for laying a block as at today is averaging N150.00 per block.

For 50 blocks: 150 x 50 = N7,500.

Back to our sample:
For a standard 4 bedroom bungalow:
4,500 blocks will require: 4,500/50 = 90 bags of cement.
Which will cost: 90 x 12500 = N1,125,000
Labour will cost: 4500 x 150 = N675,000
Total for cement and Labour: 1,125,000 + 675,000 = N1,800,000.00
Have you started planning your building?

[Veloria 🌊 @veloriahq]

“𝘋𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘥𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘶𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘸𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦.”

— 𝘕𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘊𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘴

[ChiefHerbalist @HerbalistChief]

Don’t throw away orange peels. It treats

🌿Diabetes
🌿Malaria
🌿Low immunity
🌿Allergic reactions
🌿Lung cancer
🌿Hungover
🌿Bad breath
🌿Cold, flu
🌿Asthma

Boil either dried or fresh peels in water for 15 minutes. Drink a teacup once daily.

Nature heals.

[The Footy Section @FTBLsection]

Man United fans: "You have only won 2 Premier Leagues."

Liverpool fans: "We have won 20 league titles. A name change doesn't change that fact."

United fans: "You only won 2 and are barely better than Leicester. Just a small club in reality."

Liverpool fans: "United haven't even won the Premier League yet."

United fans: "Yes we have? We have won it 13 times."

Liverpool fans: "No you haven't. No team has won 13 Premier League titles."

United fans: "What are you on about? We have won the Premier League 13 times."

Liverpool fans: "No you haven't. You haven't even won 1 Premier League title. You haven't even been in a title race for a Premier League title!"

United fan: "Yes we have. Prove we haven't."

Liverpool fan: "Ok. The Premier League has only been called The Premier League since 2016. You haven't won the league since before that, so you haven't won the Premier League and you aren't even on par with Leicester."

92-93: FA Premier League 93-01: FA Carling Premiership 01-04: FA Barclaycard Premiership 04-07: FA Barclays Premier League 07-16: Barclays Premier League 16-?: Premier League

United fan: "But, but that doesn't count. It's still the same league."

Liverpool fan: "I know. It's always been the same league. We've tried telling you this but you're too thick to get it!"

[Money Quotes @MoneyQuotesX]

If you don't respect small money, you'll never see big money.

[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

“When you are in your 20s, you don’t really care what people think about you. In your 30s and 40s, you start worrying about what others think. But when you get to 60 and above, you realize people were never really thinking about you in the first place. The young look forward, the elderly look back, and those in between are often stressed and confused. By the time you become wise enough to be careful with your steps, you are already too old to move freely. So, do what you need to do now.”

– Veteran actor Vitalis Ndubuisi