for clarification: i knew everyone’s birthday because i knew i liked when people knew mine and i always wanted to be the first to tell them.
anyways, happy birthday hayden 😅
to the people i went to high school (and middle school and elementary) with but am no longer close to:
yes i still know your birthdays. and yes i think about it all day because i don’t know how to reach out and say happy birthday after not talking for five+ years
Just overheard a ER doctor tell a patient “If you are concerned about C02 levels from a face mask, then our climate crises is really gonna make you lose your mind”
RIP to our mentions every time somebody on this app says "this is just like George Orwell’s 1984!!" because they're being asked to wear a mask in a grocery store for 20 minutes
a good friend will watch Fellowship of the Ring with you, a GREAT friend will marathon the extended edition trilogy and whisper “that’s Peter Jackson eating a carrot” and “Viggo Mortensen slept in a tent in the woods during filming and the locals called the police”