KELS

Back from the dead.

[KELS @kodiakAB]

The best thing about babies is you can laugh at them when they do something dumb and they laugh right along with you.

[KELS @kodiakAB]

It’s been told that in order to become a millionaire you should have 6 sources of income. As of now I have 4, if you include the bottle depot returns.

[KELS @kodiakAB]

Boys who live in Alberta drive $40,000+ trucks but still live with their moms

[KELS @kodiakAB]

I, too, am like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get. Except I’m allergic to chocolate so I know i’m gonna get diarrhea.

[KELS @kodiakAB]

I feel like I’m adding 10 years to my life every time I say “Holy crow”

[KELS @kodiakAB]

@herobisque If you don’t, I will. Someone’s gotta show him.

[KELS @kodiakAB]

@herobisque Fuck him if he does

[KELS @kodiakAB]

No peeing or pooping this weekend, kids, Mom forgot to buy toilet paper at Costco.

[kale sharp @kalesharp]

Life is a rollercoaster, I’m happy I love everyone on this ride with me.

[Ruby LeClaire @_RubyLeClaire]

Gonna go off my meds so I can start writing jokes again

[KELS @kodiakAB]

@bigtyronemusic @ariasagirl 😂😂 caught me

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@emmizona YAY!! Me n my snuggle babies congratulate you even tho I don’t have pics with them.

[KELS @kodiakAB]

@2tickytacky @BobDeluxe Did you at least put the bullies into socks of their own?

[KELS @kodiakAB]

@2tickytacky @BobDeluxe Was it a right or a left sock? I’m sorry if it’s all you have left.

[Not Don Iveson @NotDonIveson]

Fuck it, Edmonton Ecstasy 😬

[KELS @kodiakAB]

@bigtyronemusic @ariasagirl Why did you reply to this 6 months later?

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Thanks NHL for finding my new favourite team? https://t.co/m2s1z0HynC

[KELS @kodiakAB]

@KoonooHan Visit cool people?
The museum is nice. I think everyone just drinks though.

[KELS @kodiakAB]

Officially voting #JoeyMoss for the new $5 #CanadaVotes