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I’m just a person trying to navigate this road called life. A person that is once you get to know me is a open book. I’ve got an interesting story to tell.

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@MaddieWGP

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The New York Knicks earned that NBA championship this year. One of the best playoff performances I’ve seen in a while. Congrats NYC, party until dawn.

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People love to tell me not to center myself and make it about when I talk about how depression affects my thoughts and routines, but those same sumbitches love to be all in my business and keep my name in their mouths. Please find a hobby.

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@mslayel You had such a great run that you’re even a crossword clue for the Los Angeles Times. This was for June 10th.

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@willowitcher All of it

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I went outside to grab the mail and it’s so hot that I swear I hear someone playing the harmonica in my neighborhood somewhere.

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Today was a good decompression and self care day.

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@MaddieWGP Most definitely

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They would totally like to play a game…@SAWGenesis

[Girls Play | GP_TV @WatchGirlsPlay]

HEY SO HOW ABOUT THAT #SawGenesisGame trailer 👀👀👀
@SAWGenesis if you need playtesters you know who to call 😏🌀

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I have a deep craving for peanut m&ms right now. If anyone would like to donate some funds to the Ludicrous Amount of M&Ms fund, your contribution would go to a great cause.

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PERIOD!

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If this bothers you, yes you are in fact 100% the problem. Happy Pride Month!

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Have you reached that level of adult where you get excited for new appliances? Because I needed a new stick vacuum and I’m pumped to get it delivered soon. Please help me or end me…..maybe ending me is the best way to help me. 🙃

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“Wrote a song about it. Like to hear it? Here it go.” 🎸 IYKYK

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@PixelxKittentv Hey, hey you…..you’re amazing.

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This is me playing DBD when Jason drops in a few weeks.

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I think I’ve reached a record of customers that have told me to kms today. Don’t sign a fucking contract if you don’t read it all the way through.

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You know, it would be make a lot of people’s lives a lot better if I just didn’t wake up one morning. Who needs a burden like myself infesting their live anyway?

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Why is there always some randos that make stupid remarks about my weight, trying to be funny about it. I get it, I’m a fat, ugly piece of shit. I don’t need the constant babble about it. I’m aware I’m rotund. My size will not cause chaos in your life, I promise.

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This country really hates black people.