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“The ‘Larryboy’ movie is no longer moving forward”

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@caleb_d_norris Doesn’t sound like you’re on that sigma grindset you fool

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I don’t have a prostate. I have a constate

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@caleb_d_norris Your mom has been absolutely eternal

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In the wake of Elon taking control of Twitter, I feel the need to say: he has no pr00en

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Getting coffee rn, and all I can think is who the FUCK is Joffrey?

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Just saw my high school went to a pro-life rally in Austin Texas and I’m just like… y’all already won so what’s the point but also fuck you

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New year same horny

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@belmont_confess

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Y’know sometimes I forget how homophobic and transphobic my family can be because holy SHIT some of the conversations I’ve had to sit through this break are fucking horrific

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@caleb_d_norris Ok so. Imagine you’re gonna stick your dick in a kodiak pancake in a cup that’s fresh out of the microwave. And then you don’t do that

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Profoundly horny call that pre-nut clarity

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Yo lowercaseism is based

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SPOILER ALERT: there will continue to be new COVID variants until we reach the final strain of the virus called COMMUNISM. Wake up Sheeple.

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Sleep is for the week** **weak** **week** **weak**

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The last girl I liked is a rape apologist. BING BONG

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I desire not to be a pancake. I desire to be a man. A man who has sex