Kodie Conrad

[Kodie Conrad @kodieconrad]

you can’t hurt my feelings… i work with a group of men that are old enough to be either my father or grandfather. i’m the youngest one in the department… of course they bully me.

[Kodie Conrad @kodieconrad]

“i was in a GREAT mood this morning… i took my vitamins, i’ve had two cups of water… but that, that just pissed me off”

*me on a monday morning at 7 am👍🏼

[Kodie Conrad @kodieconrad]

i LOVE my fiancé… but every time i ask him to clean the house, he automatically starts getting sick… its like having two toddlers with “belly hurts” sickness in my darn house. every. single. time.

[Kodie Conrad @kodieconrad]

kids are the purest things since holy water…

“mom you know why i LOVE these sink and they’re my favorite”

“why?”

“they have no knobs… *giggles lightly* it’s so cool”

[Saneer • @Saneeero]

my problem is... i expect everyone to have common sense & they don’t

[Kodie Conrad @kodieconrad]

soon…

[kynz 💐 @kynbaee]

i wanna go on a build-a-bear date so bad

[Kodie Conrad @kodieconrad]

adulting is weird… but here we are

[Kodie Conrad @kodieconrad]

“four years ago today, i was in disney world… now i’m just in court”

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

Not giving a fuck is really self care.

[Kodie Conrad @kodieconrad]

“dead men are GREAT”

[Hefty Hussy @TeamKatisha]

Confiscated this from a 7th grade student…these kids applying pressure!!! I hope she tells him yes lol

[toxic king @toxicking]

Y’all ever been wrong in an argument? damn me neither, stay safe out there

[Kodie Conrad @kodieconrad]

the most iconic thing i’ve ever done was make a photo album of me crying for a gift exchange in high school… i had people literally fighting over it

[Kodie Conrad @kodieconrad]

@_MorganYates ole saint nikki… screw nicholas🖕🏻

[syhnner @syhnner]

i like private, not secret