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Told #ottowaylon that Donald Trump has corona virus. He slow clapped.

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Otto looking at the weather app on his phone :”day through night is going to be fucking hot so throw your blankets away... Jesus” #ottowaylon #8yearoldviews

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Otto is playing with neighbor kids. Ares comes I’ve too join. Otto comes back and says “it has been complete chaos since Ares decided to join”

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“Otto! why do you tell mom everytime I do bad stuff to you?” #aresabraham

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Otto and I are having a debate over girls or boys being better. I said, “girls birth humans. What do you do?” Otto said, “Make that possible.” I’ve never been one upped so quickly in my life.

Touché #ottowaylon #8yearoldproblem

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Headed to Topeka this morning and ares says “I just farted in my car seat.... is that okay?” Me: “yes, ares” ares: “okay, I wasn’t sure.” #aresabraham

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“I don’t pull my pants up if I still have tears on my penis” 😂😂 #aresabraham

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Sitting in a quiet room Ares yells “I HAVE GAS!”

Thank you Ares for letting me know. #aresabraham

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“You have a pizza on your sweatshirt, ares” Ares lifts his shirt up to reveal his pizza shirt underneath. “It’s a disguise!! HA!” #aresabraham

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“Mom! Mom! Look at this circle I drawed!” “Cool, buddy” “BOOM BABY!” #aresabraham

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I find it respectful of Otto’s friends when they put the toilet seat down after using it. This is something my children REFUSE to do. #ottowaylon #kasenisthebest

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Otto fell at aunt missie’s house. Missie said “Otto are you okay?” Otto comes back and says “never better” #ottowaylon

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Currently having a serious discussion with Ares over his birthday party. The kid has his birthday party themes figured out for the next two years 🤦🏻‍♀️ #aresabraham #almost4

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Me: what is this world coming to?
Ares (out of left field): springtime, mom! #aresabraham

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Playing with a balloon and ares hit it to echo. Ares says “that’s how you do it, baby girl!” #aresabraham #echovj 😂

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I told ares we were going to Walmart to pick up our groceries. He said “call them and have them bring me a free cookie when they bring the groceries” I proceeded to tell him that’s not how that works. He continued arguing with me. #aresabraham #walmartgrocerypickup #freecookies

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I’m cooler than Otto, so I need a bigger banana than him.

Obvious three year old logic #aresabraham

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Otto has heard the flu is very bad this year. He has requested that I take him to the health department to get a flu shot. #ottowaylon #wisebeyondhisyears

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Driving through Perry Lecompton and Ares asks if we are in Africa. He said it looks like a jungle 😂 #aresabraham

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Ares begged me for bug juice this morning from the gas station. I gave in and bought the off brand. He took a sip, looked at the label and said “thanks for the off brand bug juice, I guess. I asked for actual bug juice though.” #asshole #aresabraham