Kody Grossman

Fuck it up good enough the first time and they won’t ask you to do it again

[Kody Grossman @kody_grossman]

If you know that 12oz is 355ml then you’re probably my kind of people

[Kody Grossman @kody_grossman]

Work hard, play hard, and spend it all like a retard 🤘🏻

[Bubby @BubbyWhips]

Y’all might wanna leave enough gas for the mailmen to bring your unemployment check 🤣

[Kody Grossman @kody_grossman]

Everyone head for the gas pumps when there’s a gas shortage but none of y’all head to the employment office when there’s a employee shortage

[Kody Grossman @kody_grossman]

Climbing the fuckin Rockies tonight

[Kody Grossman @kody_grossman]

Anybody else wanna normalize taking responsibility for their actions? Or does everyone wanna pass it to the next one down the totem pole?

[Kody Grossman @kody_grossman]

@HaleyyStout Laxatives, sweat suit, and lots of workout, then Epson salt bath, 20 min

[Kody Grossman @kody_grossman]

I couldn’t even imagine wasting your day waiting for a check from the government

[Kody Grossman @kody_grossman]

Stay subtle my fiends

[Kody Grossman @kody_grossman]

@its_moi_duh Imagine bowing to the government that we pay taxes to in order to act in the PEOPLES best interest

[Kody Grossman @kody_grossman]

Can someone explain to me why I enjoy drinking alone so much?

[Kody Grossman @kody_grossman]

Too many damn people out here can’t handle the truth so they ignore it

[Hoodville @Hoodville_]

Only way imma trip over a bitch is if she sleeping on the floor

[Kody Grossman @kody_grossman]

Sex is cool, but being able to have your best friends over to your own fucking house is cooler @tannerpayne6 @Lamphereracing

[Timmy🤥 @THirschbock]

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever had a heart to heart with your father and have him say he’s proud of the person you’ve become?

[Kody Grossman @kody_grossman]

Kate brown is a carpet muncher -@Lamphereracing 2018

[Kody Grossman @kody_grossman]

Call me a fuckin alcoholic but I miss being blackout drunk every fucking day and I’m not sorry for it

[Kody Grossman @kody_grossman]

It’s 10:30 and I can feel my hangover already

[Kody Grossman @kody_grossman]

One thing I’ve learned: fuck it up good enough on the first go round and they won’t ask you to do it again