kody 🎸🐾

the brain eating amoebas got to me • @crunkpuppie

[kody 🎸🐾 @kodysNOTdead]

Waiter! waiter! one uranium slop plz

[kody 🎸🐾 @kodysNOTdead]

People be riding my ass on the road as if I'm not farting around and picking my nose bruh i AIN'T going faster

[kody 🎸🐾 @kodysNOTdead]

I yearn to be at the point in my relationship where we dont gaf about pda

[kody 🎸🐾 @kodysNOTdead]

@beheadingvideo Is that a belt being used as a strap holy shit thats genius

[kody 🎸🐾 @kodysNOTdead]

Anyways im now apart of artfight 😈😈😈

[kody 🎸🐾 @kodysNOTdead]

Woof

[kody 🎸🐾 @kodysNOTdead]

I will now spend the next 5 days organizing my pintrest boards

[kody 🎸🐾 @kodysNOTdead]

Couldve just taken it away instead of resorting to violence

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A dad has gone viral for throwing his misbehaving son's Nintendo Switch out of a moving car

He says it "felt pretty great" and his crying son "couldn't believe it"

[kody 🎸🐾 @kodysNOTdead]

Ive come to the conclusion that i may be bi

[kody 🎸🐾 @kodysNOTdead]

I think i need to block my barber

[kody 🎸🐾 @kodysNOTdead]

Do i grow my hair out or get a mowhawk

[kody 🎸🐾 @kodysNOTdead]

So who wants to give me 60 bucks 👀👀👀

[kody 🎸🐾 @kodysNOTdead]

Idc if you drink and drive its your life on the line but let's not bring other people who aren't consenting into a dangerous situation holy shit i thought this was common sense

[kody 🎸🐾 @kodysNOTdead]

Ok so maybe let's warn people that you're intoxicated before letting them get in a car with you???

[kody 🎸🐾 @kodysNOTdead]

Just remembered that time i forced my poor mother to listen to that one dream remix

[kody 🎸🐾 @kodysNOTdead]

Went to a barber in 4th grade and this dude gave me a lopsided bowl cut

[elf licker @nonstopbrocock]

transgender child hairdresser experience: fuckkk this cut isn't what i wanted its cute tho
transgender child barber shop experience:

[kody 🎸🐾 @kodysNOTdead]

Fuck my fucking chungus life

[kody 🎸🐾 @kodysNOTdead]

So small such baby what a little guy

[kody 🎸🐾 @kodysNOTdead]

My boyfriend loves me

[kody 🎸🐾 @kodysNOTdead]

Crying as a type this please i want to see what hes telling mw please please please pleaSe

[kody 🎸🐾 @kodysNOTdead]

Instagram glitched and wint ket me read my wifes messages