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[Kristen @slitkrisXD]

the fact that mr beast can be horny just dont sit right with me

[sydney @squid_bees]

once i asked my dad his favorite color and he said “who gives a shit”

[k @Kodyv8]

@geexcy Whatdatmean?

[ian brash @iansbrash]

That Claude Code subscription charge stings every month 😬

[Charlie Ledger @CharlieLedgerX]

No babe I love how you already know the bartender here

[sizzurp @coughsyrupzzz]

First thing I do when I wake up is hit the vape I don't even check if my legs work

[Abby “Rack Attack” Johnson @AbbyRack1738]

I think I’m addicted to being a drunk retard

[k @Kodyv8]

@jerrybaglover Fried engines

[Jerry Beansprout @jerrybaglover]

Corny on the bob OFF the bob

[Born Again Thomas Cruise @mollypilled]

So completely underrated to rub your big fat belly after eating dinner

[Tommy Frank @unactuallife]

You do the meth

[Farty Mcgoo @FartyMcgoo]

@Patrickwebb really tired of this country being held hostage by boomers who couldnt tell their ass from their elbow

[🧞‍♂️ @gofastmotorcycl]

Huge 300 pound guy with IBS: yeah lemme get a window seat

[:p @UnkleDell]

spanish niggas be like intelligence artificial

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

The richest 1% of U.S. households now hold roughly as much wealth as the bottom 90% combined, according to Federal Reserve data, per CBS News.

[TrollGod9000 💿 @TrollGod9000]

my dentist told me she's gonna give me straight teeth 👀👀👀

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

2 worlds 1 cup

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

just stomped on the geico gecko and the sound it made was crazy. like wet fireworks

[audrey @phlegmme]

A creamy, flavorful recipe for Unblock Me Chicken

[retard girl @freewavebitch]

Mac miller mornings