Andrew Koehler

I have the POWER! UNLIMITED POWER! -Darth Sidious

[Andrew Koehler @koehlerkjso]

Watching Rite of spring choreo:

they’re mOving theiR arMS like a chicken dance

*proceeds to do the chicken dance*

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Hey why don’t you shut up and let the music happen you—

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How about em frolicking bears eh?

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Woodwinds could you not breathe ever

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“Okay let’s clean that out of our ears”

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“Put the fear of God into people”

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“It’s like beer drinking ya know? like on a boat.”

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“You sound like a group of vuvuzelas”

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“That sounded like a collective fart”

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~Schumann Symphony No. 3~
“This should be more of a hoedown style”

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We must return to that celloistic disgrace

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“We can hear you, Kevin, I promise”

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Koehler: “We’re going to start at letter U”
Alex: “U as in I love U Mr. Koehler”
Koehler: “Well that’s very sweet of you”

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“JUST PLAY PERFECTLY AND I WON’T HAVE TO YELL!”

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“You’re being chased by a demon people, you can’t play this comfortably!!”

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Clarinet: “It’s hard with other people”
Koehler: “Yeah, other people are the worst”

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WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY

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Carmina Burana: an early bid for vegetarianism.

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NO LAUGHING!!!

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PEOPLE!! IT’S JUST!!! IN TWO!!!!