Kofi Starry

Chartered Accountant || Man United || God

[Kofi Starry @kofi_starry]

All words are Mirrors

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨⚫️⚪️ BREAKING: Newcastle reach verbal agreement with Man City for Nico González, here we go!

Understand fee will be £47m plus £3m add-ons, green light from the player after progress revealed overnight.

Nico, ready to join #NUFC project where he will be a key player.

[mufcmpb @mufcMPB]

🚨 BREAKING:

Carlos Baleba to Manchester United could be announced on MONDAY! He has passed his medical and signed his contract. #MUFC [Sky]

[Kofi Starry @kofi_starry]

@CAPTAINPLANETGH 😂😂😂

[Kofi Starry @kofi_starry]

@Trigger_Addo I don’t even remember them characters

[Kofi Starry @kofi_starry]

@HeadlessInvest Trying to send you a message bro

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

A guy meets you, you exchange numbers, and he texts you when he gets home.

You ignore him.

The next morning:

HIM “Good morning. How are you doing today?”

YOU “Fine.”

HIM “What are you up to?”

YOU “Nothing.”

Then you wonder why men “don’t pursue women anymore.” Why give out your number if you had no interest?

Men are not chasing women who make basic conversation feel like a job interview.

Reciprocate the energy. Be kind. Be interested. Be polite. Be respectful.

“Good morning. How are you doing today?”

“I’m fine, thank you. How are you?”

It really shouldn’t be that hard.

[Kofi Starry @kofi_starry]

@FabrizioRomano What are United doing?

[Kofi Starry @kofi_starry]

@JasperZiggle see this coins

[Kofi Starry @kofi_starry]

@FabrizioRomano You wrote 4th time lmao

[Kofi Starry @kofi_starry]

@TheUnitedExtra 😂😂

[utdreport @utdreport]

Youri Tielemans on the photo of himself with Michael Carrick:

"I saw that picture yesterday and it was fun talking to him [Carrick] about it. It's a great memory because Manchester United is a huge club and playing at Old Trafford was incredible. I'd never seen such a big stadium."

[Kofi Starry @kofi_starry]

@FabrizioRomano Great in FUT

[͏͏͏𝐉𝐚𝐲 ⌖ @cagiago_]

United could get relegated and City could win 2 trebles in a row and United would still be bigger and have more fans.👍

[The United Stand @UnitedStandMUFC]

🚨 Man United will receive get over £10 million from Mason Greenwood's imminent move to Femerbahce, due to a sell-on clause. They have also informed Marseille they will not trigger their buy-back clause. [@FabrizioRomano] #mufc

[Kofi Starry @kofi_starry]

@Dexerto He died with all those muscles

[Kofi Starry @kofi_starry]

@Kaypoisson1 He doesn’t play for Leicester. He’s a free agent now

[𝐌 @MooreRMFC]

Football is such a funny business, I remember this guy putting his life on the line for them not to relegate only for them to dump him for a guy who relegated.

[Kofi Starry @kofi_starry]

@Zeeshanszn You mentioned we were in for Fernandes. How did it end?🌚🌚

[Kofi Starry @kofi_starry]

@FabrizioRomano 44m?

[Kofi Starry @kofi_starry]

@_sneakernyame 😂😂😂