the funniest part about this is that back in season 1 of district v, one of the funniest cold opens of the server (dweemer showing up naked in the office) was also followed by a cop permadeath (macaroni)
*slides this across the table to any Shelby x ____ shippers*
🐊⛓️: "Nah I think I'm interested in someone already man, I appreciate the offer though"
#Croccument#DistrictV2
👻: i have a question to determine burgersh- burgerweather
👻: are you in love with the blonde twink boy, 🦁 santos
🐶: NO‼️
🦁 (🐶): YES I AM‼️
🦁: THIS IS WHY I LEGALISED GAY MARRIAGE‼️
and 🐶-jezos gets taken away 😭 w mayor bob #DistrictV2#lucalive#omiclips#MerryClips
🔮: u've been ignoring me
📖: have i? sorry i didnt realize
🔮: did u know or are u doing it on purpose
📖: i'd never do that on purpose
🔮: u sure?
📖: yes why'd i ever lie to u
🔮: it's been 2 days & u havent returned any of my messages
[...]
🔮: i've been working so hard for u
🎤🐏"ooh look at me im🦁my friends cant handle hearing a female voice on the other line"
🚴♀️what i can handle it rachel BURGERSHET
🎤🐏IM NOT EVEN RELATED TO THE MAN
🎤🐏my name is rachel ford i have no relation to him
🚴♀️rachel pork?+
#DistrictV2#lucalive#fortissimeme#clippaku
(OOC)
🌤️: I think that’s Jurard. www
🌤️: I’m dead. I saw yesterday when I redirected to Wilson and he made him fart in like that warehouse or whatever but because it’s in such a huge area it echoed.
🌤️: It was so funny.
#PenCast#DistrictV2