Twas the night before the NHL Draft…
Sources say it’s a lottery pick parm. A little more sauce would make it go Top 5. Projecting as a high-end 2C on a good team. “Like if Dylan Larkin goes to Vegas, a Dylan Larkin parm.” - @Buccigross
Full trade, per sources:
To #Blackhawks:
LD Bowen Byram
LW Jordan Greenway
To #Sabres:
2026 CHI 1st Round Pick (No. 4 overall)
2026 NYI 2nd Round Pick (No. 45 overall)
LD Louis Crevier
.@ZohranKMamdani yes hello it is Danhausen ~ Danhausen needs a giant floating Danhausen balloon ready for the parade that drops pizza and hot dog to all the New Yorkers.
Danhausen may be placed in between Snoopy and Garfield.
PS ~ give the muppet who lives in a garbage can an apartment so he can get off the streets and turn his life around.
Cameos are back opened 👹
Curse a sports team, a boyfriend, your boss, the local deli. Danhausen doesn’t care, just give him human money.
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