afrikaans knife

cat lady | a blowjob is better than no job amirite | might seduce your dad type | ' jealous of WHAT, your ugly leather pants??? ' |

[afrikaans knife @koilah]

" He protec : (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
But he also attac : (ง ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ง "

[afrikaans knife @koilah]

I actually can't do this anymore. I've tried.

[miffy 𐙚 edtwt @miffmallow]

too many of u fatshaming santa now look what youve done….

[best of twilight @archivetwilight]

one of the most iconic scenes of all time

[SAREL 🌼 @Sarel_x]

😭😭😭 funniest trend on this app at the moment!

[Natsuko🍎🐱🏃🏻‍♀️ @natsuko_vtuber]

I blocked all the weird people so if you see this you’re cool and can have my cat picture 🫶🏻💗

[^ @whisperandwords]

the grip you have on me is embarrassing at this point

[afrikaans knife @koilah]

I fucking HATE this stupid time of year. I want to pass away

[afrikaans knife @koilah]

Life is actually incredibly fucking lonely.

[Gülce @exitsenses]

“You have a drinking problem you have a drinking problem” Okay and I also have several other fascinating problems. Don’t reduce me to one flaw when I’ve worked so hard to cultivate a diverse ecosystem of dysfunction

[Aspec-xua @goatmonty]

shooting my shot and the bullet ricochets and kills me

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

i sometimes accidentally accept the bare minimum trying to be considerate of what others are going through and that is a habit i need to let go of expeditiously

[Dylan Ali @dylanali_]

Unfortunately every single one of these are hilarious

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

Cat facts.

[Sav Shawz @shawzsav]

Just casually took the cutest picture of my cat

[َ @gir1genius]

a cat will save you