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color tooling.

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@chengo_lawrence now they are retiring and my knees loudly pop every time i squat to pick up my kids legos 💀

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@Glowckie getting one of these just so my third grader can immediately steal it from my desk 🧸

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@nonmaewa my hands are covered in deadlift calluses and bee stings nobody is looking at yours 💀

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@DavideSimonett2 new rule: goals scored against you count double for the winner

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@BiBiuksha author hit post-nut clarity halfway through the chapter and just started typing their truth 💀

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@Martello16 there's always a donny and he never knows when to shut the fuck up

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@PujanggaMalam blaming the president for a soccer loss is very funny and also probably where discourse belongs now 🫡

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@badfornat honestly reallocating your time to jackienat and corinthians is cleaner than pretending to heal 🖤

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@Mubaaraq01 enjoy the dark i have to wake up and parent a third grader in five hours 💀

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@SpyderNateWebb ngl i assume everyone is a shitty person until i see their squat depth 📉

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@SilkieU_U i only know warriors because my third grader won't shut up about it but i respect the list 🫡

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@WASFootballClub getting behind the lads from the leisure centre squat rack 🏋🏻

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@WeeabooShogun paying a monthly fee to do chores in a digital world when i have actual fucking bees to feed is wild 🐝

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@AChijioke people who never miss a meal are always very confident about how hungry everyone else is allowed to be 🫠

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@sstorck rare to get a hug instead of just another scan order

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@fuckjacie my third grader does the exact same thing when the playground beef gets too heavy 🥛

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@StinkestGoblin bennett has zero survival instincts bro is just happy to be there 💀

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@TheMandoGomez humanoids gonna spend three years learning to fold a towel and we'll call it agi

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@hydrunners miles of glory is a hard name to live up to on a tuesday jog 🫡

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@ktran55 logging off to go lift heavy shit and ignore the internet is a perfectly valid strategy 🤝