Korbyn Jones

lonely, miserable, addicted to kissing the homies goodnight. #bongrips4Jesus

[Korbyn Jones @KoJo3232]

Just left the barbershop and went to dap up my barber and he hit me with the fist bump.

Our failed handshake just brought racism back in full.

As the only white dude in there I know the moment I walked out they was clowning me. #DumbAssWhiteBoy #WhatHappened2WhiteBoySummer

[Korbyn Jones @KoJo3232]

Just called my coworker (✡️) and buddy’s voicemail said:

“Hi this is _____, sorry I couldn’t get to the phone. Please leave your name, number, credit card information and social security number in order to purchase a call back.” #WatDatMean

[Sabation “Sea-bass” Walker @seabassfucks]

There is lots of hatred in my heart towards the black community. With that being said this is the best chip bowl I’ve ever had and it was make by a absolute baboon. I will give respect when it’s due. #junglebootylove

[Korbyn Jones @KoJo3232]

@JeffreyMcf91380 @PaigeSpiranac 1. She’s not gonna fuck you, Jeffery.

2. I’m telling your wife!!!

[Korbyn Jones @KoJo3232]

@HamasSoldier55 Praying on your downfall

[Korbyn Jones @KoJo3232]

I love you @HamasSoldier55.

HAHAHAHAHAHA APRIL FOOLS. I HATE YOUR GUTS, BITCH.

[Korbyn Jones @KoJo3232]

@ToJo1776 I hope you….

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Used the transgender bathroom yesterday. Had to take a she/it.

[Korbyn Jones @KoJo3232]

In summary, there are 2 options of acceptable places to disperse your cream.

1. Inside of women’s holes
2. In the “crusty corner” of your guest room closet.

#Cheers

[Korbyn Jones @KoJo3232]

Hello, X (formerly known as Twitter)…. Just wanted to remind y’all not to jerk it.

Lets assess the risks:

- Into the toilet = ocean
- Into the shower = ocean
- Into a rag/towel=dryer=ocean

And Ocean=

[Korbyn Jones @KoJo3232]

Peeing out my butt at the ballpark #shrink

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@ToJo1776

[Korbyn Jones @KoJo3232]

Sank this birdie putt after hitting send #GodTier

[Korbyn Jones @KoJo3232]

Dropping the hard R today… playing like prime Tiger.

[Korbyn Jones @KoJo3232]

When she say “go deeper” but I’m giving my all

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@ToJo1776

[Korbyn Jones @KoJo3232]

@ToJo1776 Even worse… no TP. Had to wait for the biggest blackest truck driver to finish up. #LinedTheSeatWithTP

[Korbyn Jones @KoJo3232]

Tf is this?

[Korbyn Jones @KoJo3232]

How much did Premier Protein pay for this?! #NoFreeAds

[Archibald Manning III @ArchibaldMan]

UGA professor exposed as a pedofile mid class #uga #universityofgroomersathens

[Korbyn Jones @KoJo3232]

#ItHappened

[Korbyn Jones @KoJo3232]

Bathroom situation at work is less than ideal due to construction.

Have to walk a 3ish minutes to an elevator to go up to use the restroom. Went on a full journey just to sit down, fart, pull up my pants and head back down.

#NotHalal #ThatFirehouseSammyGottaComeOutAtSomePoint