Kojo Beatson

#ODADE3

100ms is the mission 🇬🇭

[Kojo Beatson @kojobeatson]

Please don't take my tweets that seriously.

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If I tell you how I'm overly sad of my 91 yr old grandfather's passing you won't understand. 3 days to his burial and I've cried my eyes out like crazy. He could have lived longer but clearly didn't want to. Rest well Anyinɛ! Diolo!

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As the Chinese are making everything they put their mind to very affordable, it's my prayer they make affordable private jets within the next 20yrs. I'll be a multimillionaire by then Inshallah!

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Avatar: fire and ash Full movie 🎬🍿

This is a must-watch sci-fi epic with stunning visuals and an unforgettable adventure.

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Brotherhood is proud of him

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Millionaire drops amazing advice in this Interview ‼️‼️

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JAŸ-Z responds to Drake's 'The Jig Is Up' diss from 'ICEMAN' during a freestyle at the Roots Picnic in Philadelphia 👀

“A rapper can’t be my opp”

"The jig is up, n**** I'm up 10, wrong chart champ, n****s looked up to Hov, I never looked up to them"

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"If betrayal was forgivable, the devil himself would be sitting next to God. Loyalty is non-negotiable!"

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and the negative attitudes, and if you find the few that are not intimidated by your success when it arrives, keep them close no matter who they are. They are real and a blessing. Glory to God.

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No one prepares you for the envy, jealousy and backbiting that comes with financial elevation. As you pray for God to bless you financially, also ask for wisdom and patience to handle the spite, the sudden disappearance of people from your life because they can’t handle yo shine

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For 3 men to keep a secret two have to be dead.

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PTSD

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This is still the greatest edit I’ve ever seen on the internet. 💯🔥

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If you knew where government could find uranium but for the mere fact that they'd cut you out, would you keep it a secret?

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New iconic eyewitness interview🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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It's painfully sad when you realize that people that recently called to check up on you were only trying to say their final goodbye before they passed on.

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You over sabi the job so well that a whole FBI is interested and not focusing on how to foolproof the system.

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[RedAlways @PATRIOT2117]

After getting Pope Francis's luggage loaded into the limo, the driver notices the Pope is still standing on the curb.

“Excuse me, Your Holiness,” says the driver, “Would you please take your seat so we can leave?”

“Well, to tell you the truth,” says the Pope, “They never let me drive at the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive today.”

"I'm sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! What if something should happen?!” protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning.

“Who's going to tell?” says the Pope with a smile.

Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 205 km.

"Please slow down, Your Holiness," pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.

"Oh, dear God, I'm going to lose my license -- and my job!” moans the driver.

The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.

“I need to talk to the Chief,” he says to the dispatcher.

The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going 205 kph.
“So bust him,” says the Chief.

“I don't think we want to do that. He's really important,” said the cop.

The Chief exclaimed, “All the more reason!”

“No, I mean really important,”said the cop with a bit of persistence.

The Chief then asked, “Who do you have there, the mayor?”

Cop: “Bigger.”

Chief: “A senator?”

Cop: “Bigger.”

Chief: “The President?”

Cop: “Bigger.”

“Well,” said the Chief, “who is it?”

Cop: “I think it's God!”

The Chief is even more puzzled and curious, “What makes you think it's God?”

Cop: “His chauffeur is the Pope!”

[Kojo Beatson @kojobeatson]

Sarkodie, Shatta Wale and Stonbwoy doing a 3 Kings World Tour. Wouldn't that be a sight?!