Kojo

Shitstorm connoisseur. Loving husband of no one and father of 0. Founder of nothing.

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I want this to be the tweet I don't remember tweeting.

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@discord is down. A whole 17 hour goon sesh with the bros ruined.

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@DarthhPotato @WoahOptimistic This was how it came off to me too, remember: Bowlbo was recently getting a lot of attention too.

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@theweeknd I didn't know this was real. Holy shit.

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@Dexerto Imagine being at a point in life where you have to make a choice between giving a guy his toy blocks back or making a complete fuckwad out of yourself, and you choose the latter.

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@zastavaarmsusa I haven't really been in the loop for importation lately, but are your new manufacture M57A pistols still coming into the US?

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@realDonaldTrump In honor of 250 years of America, I would like to propose we melt down all the pennies to give the Statue of Liberty a big, beautiful dick bulge.

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@Dottovuu Not really my kind of game so I wasn't going to play anyway, but it's their loss not having your beloved voices, from the "Nani the fuck" girl to the clown mom griefing Dakooters. See about VAing in ESO, that's what I'm addicted to atm.

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@Der_Kernel_ I like how there's a community note pointing out it's AI generated as if people expect Dr. Pepper to actually get trained bears to drink their products in a living room.

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@runebee @Galinnyr I immediately thought of The Matrix.

Then "I wear my sunglasses at night..."

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@LuLuTheGoth You know, I never heard anything about Highguard until people were saying that it failed and I have yet to see anything about the actual game outside of "It blows major cock and ass." So I'm convinced Highguard isn't real, just an elaborate troll everyone is going along with.

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@Spazkidin3d Sorry for your loss, man.

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@raorapanthera Do what I've been doing while recovering from surgery; watch Star Wars for the billionth time. Lol

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@zentreya Do people not remember this costume? Wasn't this something of a "commander" uniform for a group you called the Anti-Lewd Army back in the VRchat days? I just took the whole new model as a throwback to the old days.

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@jurardtrexford It could be worse, my dude. I'm currently recovering from stage 1 of the surgery to fix what's called a urethral structure. It's mildly annoying.

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@haydclay That bot account has now also been removed and the Code of Conduct account has been placed as interim moderator.

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@fallenshadow_YT Take care of yourself first and foremost. Get well soon.

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@MoistCr1TiKaL Hey Charlie, do you have any contacts that might be able to help this guy out? He's kinda getting bounced back and forth by Google/YT https://t.co/lRwiC7uThb

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Skimming YT and at first glance I thought this was @bbnomula. "Yeah, I could see him getting in a cage for the meme."

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@samekosaba Fan name; Prawns, like Pawns but fish.

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@achan_UGA Sad to see you leave but I hope everything is okay. Welcome to the fandom!