mama ✨🍯

real average girl shit 👅 TT💚

[mama ✨🍯 @kokes___]

a wife 💍

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

me googling the number that called me instead of answering it like an adult

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"you can't control your kids in public"

how my mom controlled me in public:

[Jono Barnes @JonoBarnes]

And the Tyler Shough vs Jaxson Dart debate is settled

[Rochelle Meyer @Rochelle__Meyer]

To sit by the ocean and disassociate.

[Greg @gregcameback]

Both used their 1st Amendment right. You just hate black people

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

when a manipulator tries to manipulate me but I'm manipulating them into thinking they are manipulating me

[Nissy💮 @Niss_Cee]

LOL

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

Look at my health secretary, dawg. I’m gonna die.

[Penelope @ThePenelopeHere]

HE HAD A FEELING?!

HE. HAD. A. FEELING.

25th Amendment RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Remember folks, these women never met each other.

[hehelena :) @hehelenaa]

"Nossa, você é tão quietinha" Eu com quem me conhece de verdade:

[sweet afia @elefaantz]

is she insane ? a drive by cry is ridiculous

[ᴅᴇʙꜱ✨ @Bigdebs222]

The Roman guards watching the guy they crucified 3 days ago just walk by

[SaintCraftRadio⚜️🍺📻 @SaintCraftRadio]

Every Sunday when Derek Carr was our quarterback.

[Sulaiman Ahmed @ShaykhSulaiman]

TWO STATEMENTS BY TRUMP 7 MINUTES APART:

Trump at 9:00: "Regime change was not our goal. We don't want that"

Trump at 9:07: "Regime change is what we want. It is needed"

These statements were made 7 minutes apart in the same speech

[Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns]

"We can't take care of sick people or kids because we'd rather use the money on war" is a hell of a midterms pitch

[uninspired beige @TallForNxthing]

Kristi Noem at a podium trying to frame citizens as terrorists

Her husband at home:

[Fintwit Capital @fan_fintwit]

Candace Owens right now

https://t.co/0CyKQMqXDP

[💀DeathMetalViking💀 @DeathMetalV]

This is the Republican who had an abortion to save her life btw.

[Ụlọma @ulxma]

Druski was kind to not add this to the skit. One of the most bizarre things I’ve ever seen.