kokonut 🥥🐒

part time eater, full time tweeter. ⊹ ࣪ ˖ #shitposter

[kokonut 🥥🐒 @kokomotion]

𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 koko’s get to know me!

pronouns — . ⊹ she/her
age — . ⊹ 19/2007
dni — . ⊹ non edtwt/recoverytwt & nsfw.

I love cooking/baking, animals, reading, sports, and all things pink! 🦌💐

💬/♡/↻ to be mutuals!

[kokonut 🥥🐒 @kokomotion]

@adoredbyamora my favourite is when they claim to just have flared ribs or something. like baby no we see you sucking in..

[kokonut 🥥🐒 @kokomotion]

once this baby comes out it’s nothing but straight fruit and chicken breast. #futuremilf

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@princess_edtwt I think you have bigger issues to deal with right now. 😭

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@doedpetal this is how I feel watching every new episode but I can’t stop. it’s like watching a car crash.

[kokonut 🥥🐒 @kokomotion]

@crinkle_tin it’s definitely the tan/lighting. the same way body builders turn themselves legit orange to define their muscles. the tan is defining the bones and crevices.

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@other_carrot it genuinely takes the effort of like 6 crunches to roll over, to sit up it’s straight momentum, and if I flip backwards in the pool I’m a goner cause I genuinely cannot engage my core anymore. 😭

[kokonut 🥥🐒 @kokomotion]

I miss my abs not even for the aesthetic but the core strength. being a heifer is hard.

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@other_carrot I’ve learned that a lot of them are legit the exact same. obviously don’t go with the cheapest crappy version, but definitely don’t buy some like $300+ carrier.

[kokonut 🥥🐒 @kokomotion]

@escitalophram I fear it’s giving divorced dad.

[kokonut 🥥🐒 @kokomotion]

so is the hairloss on its way or…

[kokonut 🥥🐒 @kokomotion]

loml. cooked perfectly every time.

[kokonut 🥥🐒 @kokomotion]

american mcdonalds need to get on selling grilled chicken breast. I miss it so bad.

[kokonut 🥥🐒 @kokomotion]

@other_carrot she’s a big fatty at heart.

[kokonut 🥥🐒 @kokomotion]

just rediscovered the best pasta if anyone cares.

[koko. ౨ৎ @cynicpink]

I don’t trust people who add cheese to their mashed potatoes.

[kokonut 🥥🐒 @kokomotion]

@other_carrot DAMN.

[kokonut 🥥🐒 @kokomotion]

I’m mourning my belly piercing so bad you guys don’t even understand.

[kokonut 🥥🐒 @kokomotion]

@other_carrot AWW THANK YOU! I feel so bulbous.

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I’m ready for this baby to come out. I know he still needs to cook but phew.

[kokonut 🥥🐒 @kokomotion]

@other_carrot RIGHT. why are fish and stuff so packed with nutrients. all I’ve got that compares are eggs.

[kokonut 🥥🐒 @kokomotion]

I wish I liked seafood. tuna and shrimp are such loaded foods.