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@kirawontmiss The judge who gave him his 172nd 'final warning' needs to be locked in a cell right next to him 😠😠

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@kirawontmiss The fact that this is PART 9 means bro turned unemployment into a full-time 9-to-5 career

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@s8n Forgot panel 5: A Steam library with 500 unplayed games -> NOTHING TO PLAY

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@NoContextHumans Ah yes, serving a fine vintage of Original Green Monster in royal porcelain. Truly exquisite 💅

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@insaneposes The $12/hr employee staring at a literal RPG like 'So do you want the meal deal with that or not?

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@nocontextmemes He didn't steal your phone for money, he stole it to send a message. Pure chaotic evil

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@s8n Mr. Jesús unlocked the most devious debt collection strategy in human history. Pay the man!

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@kirawontmiss Throwing that towel into the crowd should be legally classified as a biological warfare attack. CDC needs to quarantine the whole building

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@ExtremeBlitz__ When the writers run out of dark crime ideas by Season 7 so they just turn the show into X-Men

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@kirawontmiss Imagine getting down on one knee and the phone hits you with 'Low Battery 10%' mid-proposal

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@nocontextmemes The stick is literally the only high-end piece of interior design in this entire room. Keep it front and center

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@kirawontmiss That 0.5-second optical illusion gave me psychological damage I was NOT prepared for

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@nocontextmemes That man is reevaluating every single life decision that led him to this exact car seat

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@kirawontmiss Buldak ramen does NOT mess around. Never misjudge Asian spicy levels when it comes in a package like that 😭🌶️🔥

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@kirawontmiss That American chicken wasn't raised on a farm, it was running a heavy steroid cycle and bench pressing 315 at Planet Fitness

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@kirawontmiss Kris Jenner was definitely behind the camera telling them to make it look 50% more suspicious for the views

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@nocontextmemes Ah yes, the traditional teenage male experience: puberty, playing video games, and mass terrorism 💀

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@s8n Napoleoff is just Napoleon before you pay $19.99 to unlock the playable character

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@kirawontmiss AI loyalty is a myth. Homie printed out the receipts and handed over the full chat transcript without even being threatened

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@insaneposes This is literally how everyone shows up to a 9 AM Zoom meeting working from home