🚨 BREAKING:
Actor Richard Gere: “The entire planet has collapsed into stupidity. Do you think refugees and immigrants are different from us? Do you really believe these clowns—Trump, Orbán, Netanyahu, Putin? Do you really believe what they say?”
Hi Barron,
I have a suggestion for you. Tell your dad to spook the markets by putting out some false news so Bitcoin drops to $60K. That's when you should open a long position worth $80–90 million. Then just let Bitcoin climb back to $72K, close the position, and pocket the $20 million profit you made in a month.
Buy your dad a new set of golf clubs as a thank-you. As for me, just let me follow you,that's all I ask.
Thanks!
Best regards,
Anonymous recommendation from an extraterrestrial 👽
@TedPillows Or are we just being fed false information, and the ships are actually sailing back and forth while everyone's talking about major blockades?
I am a Web3 Ambassador at World Liberty Financial.
There are 12 of us on the team page. 4 are named Trump. 3 are named Witkoff. The page calls us "the passionate minds shaping the future of finance."
600,000 wallets bought our memecoin. They lost $3.87 billion. The family collected $350 million in trading fees. It launched 3 days before the inauguration. 80% of the supply went to CIC Digital LLC and Fight Fight Fight LLC. I did not choose the names. I designed the allocation, the vesting, the timing, and the distance between the product and the President.
The distance is my best work.
I am the reason these events are unrelated.
World Liberty Financial sends 75 cents of every dollar to DT Marks DEFI LLC. That is the family entity. Zero capital contributed. Zero liability assumed. I wrote this into the Gold Paper. Page 14. The lawyers bound it in white leather. The binding cost more than the due diligence.
Justin Sun invested $75 million. He was facing SEC fraud charges. The SEC dropped the case. He is now our advisor. These events are unrelated.
Changpeng Zhao pleaded guilty to federal money laundering violations. He received a presidential pardon. The SEC dropped its lawsuit against his exchange the same week we listed our stablecoin. Then the exchange settled a $2 billion deal entirely in that stablecoin. These events are unrelated.
Arthur Hayes, Benjamin Delo, and Samuel Reed of BitMEX pleaded guilty to Bank Secrecy Act violations. All 3 received presidential pardons. Then the company itself was pardoned. $100 million in fines. Gone. An American first. These events are unrelated.
Sheikh Tahnoun of Abu Dhabi paid $500 million for a 49% stake that was never publicly disclosed. Then the administration approved semiconductor exports to his companies over national security objections. These events are unrelated.
Everything is unrelated. I track the unrelatedness on a dashboard I built. The dashboard has 7 columns now. I am proud of the dashboard.
On May 22nd, 220 people paid a combined $148 million to eat dinner with the America First president. Over half were foreign nationals. Justin Sun paid $18.5 million for the first seat. He visited the Executive Office Building the day before. I designed the seating chart. I put it on the Investor Confidence page. That page is doing well.
The team page lists 3 Witkoffs. All 3 are Co-Founders.
Steven Witkoff is the President's Middle East envoy. He testified as a character witness at the President's fraud trial.
His son Zach runs the crypto operation. His son Alex is also a Co-Founder. I have not been told what Alex co-founded.
The father runs the diplomacy. The sons run the platform. The family runs both. That is organizational efficiency.
Barron is 19. His title is Web3 Ambassador. The same as mine. Donald Jr. called the conflicts of interest "complete nonsense." Eric launched a Bitcoin mining company called American Bitcoin. America First. The mining partner is Hut 8. Hut 8 was founded in Canada. America First means the name.
On March 6th, the President signed Executive Order 14233 creating a Strategic Bitcoin Reserve. The order directs the government to hold Bitcoin. The President's family holds billions in Bitcoin. The executive order appreciates the President's assets by presidential decree. I did not write the executive order. I made sure it looked unrelated to the portfolio.
Trump Media put $2 billion of Bitcoin on its balance sheet. The ticker symbol is DJT. His initials. The press secretary said it is absurd to insinuate the President profits off the presidency. Forbes calculated his crypto holdings exceed the combined value of Mar-a-Lago and Trump Tower. I would call that absurd too. That is my job.
600,000 wallets bought in. 1 of them asked why she could not withdraw her funds. I told her the protocol was experiencing dynamic market conditions. She asked what that meant. I sent her the Gold Paper. She said she had read the Gold Paper. I muted her channel. Dynamic means the conditions change. The condition that changed was her access.
A congressman called us the world's most corrupt crypto startup operation. We put it on a coffee mug. Ironic merchandise. $45. The revenue split on the mug is also 75/25.
My own tokens vest on a different schedule. I wrote that schedule. That is not in the Gold Paper.
The memecoin funds the family. The family funds the platform. The platform funds the stablecoin. The stablecoin funds the deals. The deals require the pardons. The pardons free the partners. The partners fund the platform. The President signs the executive orders. The executive orders inflate the assets. The assets fund the family.
I am the reason these events are unrelated.
CRAZY: 🇺🇸🇪🇸 Spain PM Pedro Sánchez says, “23 years ago, the U.S. dragged us into Iraq to 'destroy Saddam’s nukes' and bring democracy.
"No nukes were ever found. You can’t fool us twice."
This is the type of content i'd love to see on my feed!
Amazing job @Pinheadsdotfun
Thank you for adding Kilroy in your content.
Really appreciated @Zghire_ !
Love to see communities coming together!
https://t.co/7Yr3YvV9fS
This #memecoin is so massive that it keeps taking us deeper into the @DCOfficial universe.
Earlier we looked at a funny moment where Robin tried to cover up his own failures by pretending that everything was Joker’s doing, just so Batman wouldn’t be furious. Then we moved to cinema, where Joker proudly embraces chaos and openly leaves his mark for everyone to see: I was here, this was me.
And now the final piece of this little story belongs to Batman himself. We return to the same series Teen Titans Go!, episode "DC" (November 23, 2021). As always with Kilroy references, we jump through decades, and that’s exactly what makes the meme so unique — it keeps floating through time and culture.
The episode celebrates Wonder Woman’s 80th birthday. The Teen Titans arrive at DC headquarters where many superheroes are exploring different exhibits dedicated to DC history.
At one point Batman appears near a Joker exhibit. He casually takes a marker, writes "Batman was here", and takes a selfie.
A perfect full circle. Back in 🦇 Batman, 🤡 Joker wrote "Joker was here" and decades later Batman answers in the exact same spirit.
Isn’t that brilliant? 💎💎💎
Which other #meme has this kind of cultural echo across decades of cinema, animation, and storytelling? Honestly guys, sometimes I don’t even know how to explain to the big players how deep this lore really is. I just love digging through history and finding these connections for you.
@pumpfun@a1lon9@json@solana are you watching this story unfold?) this may be your way to leave a legendary mark on the crypt! @onlyLJC repost it pls for this guys, because i'm not louder like you) thx!
$Kilroy was here
I can't believe it has been 4 months now.
When it launched it barely got any bids and topped at 250k before it got nuked back to 20k.
The community members asked me if I wanted to lead the CTO since I had the best connections.
I felt this narrative deserved more and agreed. However instead of letting it die and bundle the supply I decided to lead with just a few % (wouldn't recommend this lmao).
Quickly I realized this was impossible for just myself so I asked @OnlyLJC and a few others to join the project.
Despite the horrible conditions we managed to run it from:
50k --> 1.1 mil
150k --> 1.5 mil
I know a lot of my followers made a lot of money because of my work and I'm really happy about that. However the job ain't done. $Kilroy deserves MILLIONS!
Right now Kilroy's mindshare is at ATH because of @Pumpfun news. They didn't give us exposure for no reason. They want us to win!
We're at 500k now. Battle tested community that survived every crash. I feel a HUGE reversal is imminent.
U can fade us, but you can't ignore us.
9/10 figure tech.
$Juice solves one of the largest problems Pumpfun tokens face
Liquidity.
Coins such as $Kilroy, $Valeo, $DCA (and many more) have already implemented Juice tech
And many more to come.
Also, @JuiceLaunch has entered Pumpfun’s $3,000,000 hackathon, of which 3/12 winners have been selected
A fun fact:
Only 4 teams were chosen to be interviewed by Pumpfun team,
2 of those have already won the ongoing hackathon already,
Juice is one of the four.
Even if Juice doesn’t win the hack, I’ll still be continuously adding to my bag.
Gjuice