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Joshua 1:9

[Daniel Regha @DanielRegha]

Koko Pee's songs aren't that bad depending on your music taste; Truth be told. Those songs are good for palm wine joints and bus parks, it will be well received there.

[Kola @kola_falade]

@StatsbyJordan How fa do half time overs too biko 💪🏽

[Kola @kola_falade]

@StatsbyJordan Fit be this decision way go buy you that gle sha and unlimited suya😏just saying!

[Leo @Leonajardinho]

My wealthy uncle bought a massive private estate in New Jersey and got hit with an $80,000-a-year property tax bill.

Most people would just complain and pay it.

Instead, he fenced off a tiny corner of the property, brought in 8 goats, planted five cheap pine trees, and started selling bundles of firewood out of the back of a pickup truck.

When the town tax collector showed up for his annual inspection, his jaw dropped. Right next to luxury manicured lawns, a guy was stacking hay and selling logs.

The collector turned bright red and yelled that you can't classify a multimillion-dollar luxury estate as a working farm just by parking a few goats near the fence.

Except when they pulled up the state tax code, the county couldn't do a single thing about it.

Under New Jersey's Farmland Assessment Act, any property over 5 contiguous acres that generates at least $500 to $1,000 a year selling wood, hay, or livestock qualifies for agricultural tax rates.

By keeping 8 goats and selling a few hundred dollars worth of firewood, his $80,000 property tax bill legally dropped to $600 a year.

Rich people don't work harder to dodge taxes….. they just read the exact loopholes written into the law while the rest of us get crushed by standard rates.

[Kola @kola_falade]

@StatsbyJordan Paste am asapu!!

[Fred @Fedrickkkkkk]

Vdm never really discover who kill mohbad.

[Kola @kola_falade]

@StatsbyJordan Happy birthday punter mi!

[Raynomics Oghenerukevwe @Clubgee]

@StatsbyJordan 33 years old saying he has never owned 100k to his name. Not that this person is lazy, because you can’t call a foctory worker lazy. Now you see the mess we find ourselves as Nigerians? Lord have mercy on us.

[Big Jord. @StatsbyJordan]

“E pain me say i no see the codes”
Abi u see am,
U do like say u no see am.

[Sugabelly 🌕 @sugabelly]

ELON MUSK DELETE TRANSLATION FROM THIS APP.

I have seen enough.

[Sombre Desir 🫆 @leNoirDesir]

Donc normalement un homme n’a pas besoin d’avoir un long zizi pour satisfaire la femme puisque que le point G est jusqu’à à l’entrée ??

[Kola @kola_falade]

@StatsbyJordan No share the prompt give anybody o😂 just day run am day post for us, gbayi💪🏽😂

[Kola @kola_falade]

@StellaTruck98 @StatsbyJordan Na cruise relax, class rep

[Kola @kola_falade]

@StatsbyJordan You bad gan, another one don boom

[✧𝖙𝔬𝔩𝔳 @JustToluX_]

Sir Alex Ferguson at yanited:

[. @Fimiye]

When I meet a new girl, her beauty is the first thing I notice. Then I pay attention to how she thinks. If there’s no intelligence behind the beauty, that is my spec

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

Man builds a house;

Him - “Landlord”
Wife - “Landlady”

Woman builds a house;

Her - “Landlady”
Husband - “Landlady’s husband”

[Esam @esam_baba1]

I can’t believe i was fired from my job at the zoo just for leaving the gate open.

I mean, who can steal a lion?

[Mr Sergio @samson_samsen]

Do you know one painful part of being a Nigerian man on social media?

It is the realisation that our whores are pirated versions, and that the majority of us will somehow never experience the original whores, whose involvement in that line of duty is the fulfilment of destiny, not an exercise in escaping hunger.